According to reports from Stockport, Shane Laverys ass is as chunky as it gets, hes overweight, immobile, with zero effect on the game.

A prime Cambridge signing. Listening to the radio a fan said that pre season is so Cambridge like, the commentators, Barrys apologists, trying to turn negatives into positives. Mark Johnson is skilled at that, over many many years.

Yes Chalky, a perfect start, much gloom, and you Cambridge fans, traipsing up to Stockport, a day long and expensive act of utter futility.

How can you be optimistic? Are you crazy? As mentioned before, Monk will look at that and hold his head in his hands, and as for Gardner, so Brummie, goes missing.

Hes there for the money, i reckon hell make about ten appearences, four as sub.

As for me, im delighted, over the moon, cheeeeerio cheeeerio.....etc.

As for Wisbech Chalky, the club is dead, as far as the team is concerned.