People in football who can just

[Zippity]

fuck off

We haven't had a vent thread for a while so let's have your pet hates...the pettier the better. (I'm going to ignore the obvious ones like the smb nonce, etc)

Roberto Martinez and Dave Whelan...both defended that shocking assault on Haidara which effectively ended hid career (not remotely the same player after) by Callum McManaman

Callum McManaman,,,see above

Jeff Winter...cheating, arrogant, 'look at me' smoggie ****

Marcelino...floppy-fingered gimp

Robbie Savage...obvious, really

Harry Kane...that cowardly tackle on Lejeune

Dennis Wise...hated him before the Fatso era (which is why I've included him even though he's one of the obvious ones, too)

Michaler Owen....greedy, self-serving ******* with a heart the size of a pea.

Oh, I'm enjoying this...

Paolo di Canio...many, many reasons but being a fascist cunt, mainly.

Jermaine Jenas...goldfish bowl arsehole

Mark Lawrenson...miserable, sour-faced git

Oh, I could go on but need to leave some for y'all.

[tinostongue]

Fernandez of manure, the goofy, whingeing, arsehole of a c..t. That is all, and Harry Kane for his lisp and the tackle on Lejeune which he got away with!

[toptoon]

Fernandez of manure, the goofy, whingeing, arsehole of a c..t. That is all, and Harry Kane for his lisp and the tackle on Lejeune which he got away with!

Arteta. The poker faced, whinging, never my fault, sore loser. He can f*ck right off too.

[Zippity]

Oh, and Trelford Mills.

If you know, you know.

[Ragatino]

Every single ex-Man U, Liverpool player turned pundit. Coke head Ferdinand absolutely top of that list but all of them are garbage, biased and stealing a living.

Gorilla Mitts, Lizard lips Keys. I live in the Gulf (yes yes yes you've mentioned it many times d**khead, crack on) and BeIN sport is our broadcaster here and I have to suffer this face and drunken alcoholic incoherent nonsense.

Keys current 'hot take' (hot take - early on set dementia babble) is that 'The Saudi's have lost interest in the Newcastle United Project.'

He keeps parroting this nonsense on every live broadcast despite Andy Gray and the guest pundits all fact checking the lizard lipped c**t with regard to PSR restrictions. There's a two fold reason for this clown to push this narrative.

1 - He's clearly irrelevant and knows that this is the only job in Media he'll ever get, so is desperate to remain high enough profile to ensure his Qatari bosses don't replace him.

2 - He absolutely hates Newcastle United. I had the misfortune to bump into the prick in 'The Curry house' bar just before Covid. A bunch of Scouse lads I know had just given him some **** over comments he'd made about them. He staggered away and come to the bar where I was sat with my buddy. Took the seat next to me and struck up conversation abut the Scousers, not knowing that I knew them.

So I started a conversation not telling him I was a Toon fan and directed the conversation to football in the North East. He spent about 5 mins talking up Peter Reed, the Mackems and Mike Ashley. I was so proud of myself for not cracking him in the mouth and knocking him off his bar stool.

However, really made it clear what he thought of people from Newcastle ( I don't have a Geordie accent unless I'm speaking with Geordies ) so he had no idea I was a Newcastle fan.

The man is the most loathsome piece of human garbage I've had the misfortune of meeting.

Not to mention divorcing his wife via email when she had just been diagnosed with Cancer whilst having an affair with his daughters friend here in Qatar. Which is a crime. However, the whole adultery thing was swept under the carpet.

How gross is the daughter's friend to let that disgusting lizard slither all over her? PUKE EMOJI!

[MidsMagpie]

Klopp Klopp and oh Klopp

[Guybrush]

Ratcliffe - hasn’t been in football long… but an absolute stain on the sport… multi billionaire tax exile and wants the honest tax payer to essentially build shrine for his ego!

[Ragatino]

Ratcliffe - hasn’t been in football long… but an absolute stain on the sport… multi billionaire tax exile and wants the honest tax payer to essentially build shrine for his ego!

Good shout. I folded that wrinkled sagging sack of lose testicle skin into my hatred of the red filth but well singled out for his absolutely punch-able face and attitude

[Jammy89]

You've nailed many of the main ones Zip

But one that always gets me and annoys me.

Tom Davies for his ridiculous jaunt in modeling - ****ing hell.