Reading v Cambridge parasite source of infection spongers robbers swindlers yahoos squalid racialists barmy United. Got carried away there.

What does come to mind is Maartin Luther on Henry the 8th, he described him, and in this case United as " a pig, an ass, a dunghill, the spawn of an adder, a basilisk, a mad fool with a frothy mouth, a lubberly ass, a frantic madman".

Anyone know what a basilisk is? Am i going to far?, probably not, that those who go either deserve a medal or a mental health assesment by Carl Jung.

Eternal struggle, non competitive, boring, endless injuries. Beck got blamed pre season for a lot of injuries a long time ago, blaming the manager does not happen now.

The policy at the club is to sign crocks and hope to get enough on the pitch, not working is it.

Crocks come even cheaper, and the other types of crock, the Lofts, Watts etc, oh, mistake there, United paid for Loft.

To be a Cambridge fan is to struggle, for eternity, cheap, humiliation never far away, dissapointment, relegation.

United are the perennial whore, they produce players, some good and some not so good, who feed other clubs, and they go for peanuts because their wages are peanuts.

Your suffering is my entertainment now, thank you.

And while im at it, i did hear Johnson and Shulman bellyaching about how bad the game v Wigan was, then making fun at the prospect, and in their words, now thankfully not there....of having to go to Wigan for a replay.

When i was watching United, any game was a privelage.

Its time to get new blood in, younger, Johnson and Shulman are tired, burnt out, not liking it, sarcastic, predictable.....finished.

Get someone with enthusiasm, independant, not Barry apologists spinning nonsense. It wont happen though, radio cambs covers games from Lincolnshire, the signal doesnt go that far. oh and hertfordshire.

And Huntingdonshire, their favourite St Ives, a speck of a club more suited to the county league.

Anyway, good night tonight....looking forward to it, ill be like the audience at the colloseum.