Im happy to report, and it will be the case till they are out of the bottom four, a draw will only further bury the club, other clubs will make progress over the weekend

It is fair comment to use the word bury, as in death or near death, and when the gap becomes to big, death. What would an autopsy show?

Peeling back the layers, poking the ***** organs, peering into the bank account.

Or accounts.

The heart will be small, shrunken, destroyed by over work, flaccid, empty of blood, shot to pieces by betrayals. The brain also will be small, only concerned with dollars, empty of thoughts not concerned with money.

The reproductive organ will be small, all opponents are aware of it, all know they wont get cked today, like Huddersfield tonight.

The effluent pipe will be huge, blocked, back upped, unable to cope with the flow, but whatever flows, the producer of such remains in the gut.

Continuing to produce unimaginable amounts of s hit.

The eyes wont work, blind as a bat, before death. Its date night tonight on radio cambs, with the oaf Johnson, no not with you, but with Uniteds reproductive organ, about the size of bacterias w illy, bacteria is many, whats the term for one?