A man was bitten by a whale then spat out in south america, he survived, he was in a canoe.

It reminds me of Cambridge v Stockport, united are the kayaker, Stockport the whale.

Stockport will swallow United, burp, and still be hungry, united are insignificant, a morsel, a crumb.


And when United hit the sea bed having been s hat out, it will be a tadpoles fart.