The reason why.

[Psaw]

The home defeat to Oldham was brill, dreadful for you lot, and this is the reason why.

A lack of quality, United were worse than Oldham, know you know why United sign Stevenage rejects like Appere.

They are cheap, Appere did what he did best, disappear.

Quality costs, a quality player would have despatched Oldham in a second.

Tell Mr Barry its about money, not dead beats. Oh Mpansu, quality there then.

Wot a laff, hes useless.

[chaincey.ncfc]

No,no,no Frank,this isn't a patch on the other post,where's the witty observations and lovely little put downs like the amber on the shirt hiding the egg stains,I loved that line and now you've just gone back to slagging off the club,it's a huge disappointment,it's as though Shakespeare stopped writing classics and instead got a job as a hack for The Sun or even worst The Sunday Sport,you can do better than this Frank you know that you can,sometimes I still think a little about a seal wanting to view the outside world only to pop his head inside a passing tyre,that was a great line

[Psaw]

Im sorry, i have to think about it first, brilliance doesnt come easy. I remember the tyre thing, originally, it was about the chances of United winning a game.

That in all the seas of the world, a turtle pops up its head, once, only to find it in the hole of a tyre, thats the chances of United winning a game, like Oldham.

You will have to accept my view of United as being a poxy hell hole.

And that Mr Barry is a rat with a gold tooth, bought by feckless United fans.

[chaincey.ncfc]

A rat with a gold tooth,I literally have that image in my head as it's very descriptive,that's the kind of stuff that I know that you can produce Frank instead of some bog standard slagging off of a owner and club,you are better than that,put away your bic biro and dip your quill into the pot of indian ink and let the words flow and flourish