United are shooting for a play off place, how shocking is that. Lets fantasise for a moment and pretend they go up.

To what end?

Constant unending, unremitting struggle.

Ending in relegation, immediately or more slowly, but div 4 will again swallow them

Guess what they need?....money, Barry wont provide it he cant hes struggling now his own admission.

Not only that, he turned away deep pockets, he admitted it, for his own ends, it cant be entertainment, watching Cambridge is like cutting your own fingers off.

He wanted a toy, attention, fun, paid for by selling the Abbey. He is a disaster, a walking earthquake, acid rain, all shrinks in his path.

United are a proffesional football team, they need money money money. Not monopoly money, the real stuff, by the bucket load, the modern footballer, modest if any talent, demands it by the garbage can full, because they are garbage.

I urge all United fans to tear up any tickets they might have, go on strike, block the entrances, then block them again at the final whistle so any fans that get in cant get out.

Daub " dont make me come over there", on the roof of what they call a main stand, or paint a red cross, then daub drop here putin.

Or "Helen Reddy was better than this". " Get me to hospital, have a cardiac surgeon waiting". " If i was having a baby he or she would climb back".

" Throw a football at Barrys head when he not looking" " Buster Keaton at no 9, hes better than Lavery."

"Go back to Luton Mpansa", " Boss eyed keeper", "Appere is a Ballerina", " Is Watts a Frankenstein monster?" " just add neck bolts".

" When united hit the bar they drain it". " Bennet, if theres a wind he has to hang on to a railing so he doesnt get blown away, theres stud marks on his forehead"

Morrison is an exibit at a dino museum. Fire Corr, whats it for? Has he passed an exam yet?, money for old rope. Four eyes.

Is that ex orient midfielder, i forget his name, that hulking, fat as shole is he a drunk? They all are, so are the fans, theyd have to be to turn up.