Why is this world so punishing, that all wants and desires are thawarted? All i ask is that a mosquito of a football club, a punto, a mollusc, a crap hole loses games of football, and descends into the blackest hole at the far end of the universe.

The opposite is happening, United scored 4 on saturday. Is it luck? i have to assume so, this cant go on. The genetic make up of the club has beetles in it.

Its liver is glass, its brain is asphalt. Its mentality is narcissistic, dead, manipulative, small minded, selfish.

It feeds on dead heads, the shadow board is the shadow showing, those people are cuckoo, they must laff in the boardroom, the real one.

Its reproductive organ shoots duds, those that live, live for a second. I need a psychiatrist, a counsellor, a psychologist, i need help, all my longings, to see United turn to ash seem to be futile. Where do i go from here, my life has been dedicated to seeing united bottom of the United Counties league div 1 for many years.

Oh well. Must adapt. Maybe all will be well, what i mean by that is that United can still crash.