Yosemite Sam has turned them down saying that the financial package was an insult, it wasnt a package, it was a paper bag.

Mickey Mouse is considering signing from his present club, Stourport Swifts, he is hesitating because its a step down, and hes not being offered enough cheese. Two tier Keir wants to know when United are going to get a two tier stand so he can sit in it.

People think United are non league because fans can still see houses, roads, outside the ground, from inside the ground.


Heres breaking news, the Newmarket road end is now part of the national heritage, they cant pull it dow, like Michael Morrison. Oh, and a stream drfeats developers, a stream that is rarely there. Has the medical room, that huge building at the corner of the south stand, fiited out with beds.

Has it ever been used?

A fortune spent oh left wing hysteria, political correctness, the madness of modern leftie thinking. Like feeding the masses.

For gods sake, the left makes people useless, dependant hopeless like the rest of the country.