Or Parson Drove for that matter, the answer is no. Take away the inner tube, that communist, woke bastion of sh ite, the school, and what do you get, a marginally bigger Wisbech.

It calls itself the capitol of the fens, so it might be bigger. All Cambridge residents ask, unlike fen folk, is not to work but get paid anyway, and free housing., and they get it.

And like their forbears, from Prussia and Normandy, they wish they could torture from morning till night, then roast someone.

They cant do this, instead they invented football on parkers piece, then set up the foulest club in the country Cambridge United. The pain of being flayed alive, burnt, cut, then hung only to be let down before its terminal, only to do it again, is in the DNA of Cambridge and the football club.

How many games are there per season, 46, not counting cup games etc, how many are like being tortured?, all.

What psychological pain is there, plenty, listen to Neil Harris and Paul Barry, cackling, incredulity is the start.

And then, to add more injury, we must tolerate leftism, surely a greter pain than having a match lit and coming in your direction.

And where is the aristocracy?, they have fled, to be replaced by Anthony Wedgwood Benn, the Germ Corbyn, Starmer.

And, at the club, secretely they have statues of Paddy Rayment, John Lyon, a battleship turning, Roly Horrey, always trying to out run the defence because thats all he could do, that Italian geezer, that reminds all of mash means smash.

Cambridge is a hole.

Cambridge United, at the birth place of football, curse it.