A new town will be born and Cambridge will be the nearest city, how many of the 40,000 will end up United fans? You might as well ask how many street hooligans will Temsford have, Moscow thugs, Neil Kinnock lovers, yahoos, spongers, pot house customers, or gerbils.

Bedford will soon have a football league club, as well as a disney world who gives a cuss about Cambridge. Tempsford wont be an english Moscow, full over traitorous *******s, men with an allegiance to demons, women with links to Ghislaine Maxwell.

The earth is sown with dead bodies, people like me, normal, averse to Kinnock, that windbag, Starmer the robot, programming from Tehran, Moscow, Baghdad.

To end Britain, to fair play, democracy, freedom and replace it with terror.

The terror of the Abbey, Barry, Ball, Appere, Appere, is it a gazelle?, no its a scot. Isnt there anything nice about united?, no. Who can wear yellow and not feel an oaf, most united fans have ky jelly at hand just in case.

That Starmer, once he clicks his fingers at you, you are done, quick, squirt some.

That empty tubes stick out of bins in the boardrooms inner closet. With works of Marx hanging from the walls, and piped music of the red flag.

Damn united, they should wear red not yellow, then again yellow is for cowards. Kinnock wore red, red hair, he was the first of his family to go to university and the last, they dont do degrees in domestic science anymore, Kinnock should have studied genetics and how interbreeding produces socialism, Kinnockism, windbag saying nothingism.

Socialism is surely working class crud, dried cows dung on coldhams common, a mask, a mask that hides hades.
Bedford v Cambridge, Bedford, Tempsford wins, uniteds attendances will go up by one every fourth game.

Mind you, no upper classes will live in Temsford, maybe the attendances will go up by two.

Mickey Mouse will be a bigger thrill.

There will be no Daily Mirror readers in Temsford, because as lefty education is, no one will read or write, the scoreline Crawley 9 Cambridge 0 will look like hieroglyphs.

That is all.