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Thread: The Cambridge keeper.

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    The Cambridge keeper.

    Is his first name Alice, or is it Jasmine? he must be trans, born an Alice. His timing on high balls suggest he is a gambler, unable to match his hands with a high ball under any circumstances, like a ten year old girl trying to hit a ball playing rounders.

    Why did he choose professional football?, was it because he was unhappy loading rubbish onto lorries, because talent in football is scarce, its an easy career change.

    Why didnt he choose politics,? he could easily become a member of a murder gang, Labour, murdering Britain. Becoming a yahoo, a stooge, a swindler, vulgar, would suit you sir.

    He chose to flap at a white sphere, that in a nightmare, he never gets near it. Its there but he cant grab it, it moves away the closer he gets, that a nervous breakdown on the Abbey pitch is only one fruitless catch away.

    There is an unused hospital in the corner, unused for a generation, do they have intramuscular Depixol?, Modecate or even Mogadon, that would help. Counselling for a decade, unable to grasp any sense of normality, still the white ball in his subconscious rules every day.

    Why am i so unkind?, oh well, i must implore as s down to study Nietsche and Plato, both of them spent their time more productively, chasing a white sphere and failing, over and over cant be good, indeed I COMMAND HIM THIS WEEKEND TO EFF UP ROYALLY.

    Like before.

    You will. You will....you are under my command.......

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    Its amazing how the subconscious can inflence events.

    Did As sdown eff up royally this weekend?, absolutely, that to think it, picture it in your mind, then feel as if it has already has happened, works, oh and to believe it works, because it does.

    This note is proof to unbelievers. Everything is connected.

    Unfortunately, the universe also responds in other ways, like having ten men, then winning 4-0.

    I didnt include losing, rats as dick dastardly would say. This is not my first injury on united, Greg Taylor playingat Bristol Rovers some time ago knows.

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