O/T Food for thought

[Spuddy Speight]

There was a man from New York
Who could never eat his pork
"It's quite simple my dear"
Said his wife with a sneer
"Try using your knife and fork"

[Spuddy Speight]

There was a young man from Nepal
Who had never kicked a ball
He came to the UK
Just to train for a day
And now he's not bothered at all

[Spuddy Speight]

There was a young man from Nepal
Who had never kicked a ball
He met a man from New York
Who talked the talk
And now he's not bothered at all

[Spuddy Speight]

Oh, Elsa from Pennycuick
She often drove a big truck
But she wasn't averse
To drive in reverse
But hey, she knew how to cook

[Spuddy Speight]

We're we up for a fight?
No, not even tonight.
No shots on goal
No heart, no soul
'Cos frankly, we're just sh!te!

[Spuddy Speight]

As a man from the Northern Isles
I used to fit kitchen tiles
There were many thrillers
While watching the Miller's
But now it just triggers my piles