I have bequeathed United five shillings, so that for one more time they can buy a Ray Seary, a Graham Howell, a Dominic Ball.

Squad fillers are important, like Bennet, Appere, Knight, non of those would play regularly at any other club, well maybe Braintree.

My marriage to united ended some time ago, im sure my wife, United ,cant remember who came first, the Greeks or the Romans, that five shillings was hardly enough.

And on to Crewe, that defeat will be doom, and as an ex, can i wish it well?

Of course not. Crewe away, how working class is that, low quality, breeding, manners, what member of the royal family has ever set foot in Crewe. ? None. Yet United, a Cambridge team play there.

United are not fit to bear the name Cambridge. Cambridge is in a higher league, old ancient, productive, intelligent.

What has Crewe ever done, have they dug holes for coal, provided bodies to be machine gunned in europe?, yes. United should be called Five Shillings United, Dunce United, Red United, Anthony Wedgewood Benn United.

When was the last time United played a premiership game or a championship game? There lies the measure of failure, that the inbredness fatally shown by Barry, turning down deep pockets, robbing the club v Newcastle, and god knows what else.

There will be other things. Would i ever invite any united board member for tea?, absolutely not, i dont consort with rabble, low classes, skunks, housekeepers, butlers, grotesques, cooks, porters.

Cambridge needs to be deleted from the club, replaced with frauds.

United.