Rather than lament today i am celebrating having enormous fun at uniteds certain relegation next year, after all, how do you get a total squad replacement?

Look at them.....Bennet, slow, light weight, i can still see the stud marks on his forehead from all the players that have run over him this season, never mind div 1.

Jobe, a midfielder in central defence, light weight, slow, poor at reading a game, ordinary, tried to take out a Crewe forward, he couldnt, god help me, a pansy as well.

Ball, gets it and gives it, thats it, does nothing apart from getting a tackle in now and again, slow as well, pedestrian, almost lame, hell be up against fast 22 year olds, why do you think Orient let him go?

Kai Kai, has talent, tarnished with age, lazy, of div 1 but of no use anymore.

Watts, a lumbering hulk, thats it. Appere, a fairy. Lavery, hes gone, he should take up modelling buttocks.

Gibbons, cant play, cant pass, just a thug, and not a very good one. Bring it on, another year where the lack of money will shine like a beacon.

Where will United get div 1 standard players.......answer, they wont.

Be afraid.