It is worth discussing where United stand, not only in the football world, but in society in general.

In society, it will be usual for any lord or ladyship, that in the course of discussion United are mentioned, not favourably, that they will lower their breeches, stick out there derrieres, and fart.

Sirs will look blankly and walk away.

What member of the aristocracy has ever mentioned United, never mind visit? How many members of the other side are involved with United, the sixth columists, the subversives, commy bas tards( labour) many.

No wonder the upper class feel superior because they are.

The left originate from the muddy sodden marshes of Russia, lashed by all because they need lashing, inter bred, dumb, like Labour.

And it the world of football where do United stand by reputation. ?

Nowhere, in the space for reputation what is written?, it is a thousand words all saying one thing, cheap, oh and red.

Other words that are relevant are dead end, no one can argue with that, working class, an infection, anti semitic, cojones like copper because of all the kicking from many, a dog hole, flaky, dunces, oinks.

Prince Phillip will never visit, he never did, apparently he was scanning div 4, and came across Cambridge near the bottom, he died on the spot.

The doctor put it down to a football related death but kept United out of the headlines, he did that because before he expired Prince Phillip cried out WTF, Cambridge in the football league?

It is well known in my circles that Prince, and now King Charles tried to buy United so he could grow mushrooms and strawberries on the pitch. The dressing rooms were for the workers to brush up, and the kitchen to feed them properly, pheasent, steak, boar...

not the garbage it serves now. United are all Daily Mirror, that joke sheet, low caste, poor, nasty. Just look at the wooden board outside the ground, no paviours there.

That is all.