General News Chat

[Donanddusted]

How about useless Yousof, he wants an independent Scotland to be ruled by Brussels, yeah you could not make it up, hilarious.

How's the day job going Boris?
Head of children's entertainment on Gestapo Boots News, wasn't it?

[TheDeeDon]

How about useless Yousof, he wants an independent Scotland to be ruled by Brussels, yeah you could not make it up, hilarious.

It would be lovely. Bring it on. The though of watching the guffs/huns foam at the mouth with us joining the EU would be sweet as f*ck.

Nothing about the EU would be as bad as being run through Westminster.

[claw84]

It would be lovely. Bring it on. The though of watching the guffs/huns foam at the mouth with us joining the EU would be sweet as f*ck.

Nothing about the EU would be as bad as being run through Westminster.

Don't kid yourselves, Yousaf couldn't run a bath never mind being at the back of a long queue to join the EU.

[TheDeeDon]

Don't kid yourselves, Yousaf couldn't run a bath never mind being at the back of a long queue to join the EU.

Never said it would be Humza leading us to. He will be gone after the next GE.

We won't be at the back of the queue to join the EU though. They would lap it up having us as members and annoying the f*ck out of the guffs at the same time.

[Mason89]

How about useless Yousof, he wants an independent Scotland to be ruled by Brussels, yeah you could not make it up, hilarious.

You just made that up

[InversneckieDob]

You just made that up

No, it's true.
Just like the "lefty councils " who want to van Christmas.
I'm outraged.

[Red Zone]

No, it's true.
Just like the "lefty councils " who want to van Christmas.
I'm outraged.

"van Christmas" - a Dutch winter window signing for us?

[Mason89]

No, it's true.
Just like the "lefty councils " who want to van Christmas.
I'm outraged.

My grandad didn't do national service so that women can go on match of the day. Just wish we could go back to when we had frost inside the windows & teachers could beat the sh1t out us. There was no woke nonsense then

[mondo_notion]

Have we stopped the boats yet?

[swaddon2]

That's the King been diagnosed with cancer.

Hopefully he's getting the best treatment that our money can buy.

[Donanddusted]

[TheDeeDon]

That's the King been diagnosed with cancer.

Hopefully he's getting the best treatment that our money can buy.

He must surely be leading by example and waiting his turn in the NHS like the rest of us proles.

When I saw the newsflash last night I was worried the game was off tonight!

[Mason89]

Think we’ll ever see Kate Middleton again?

[Jupiter]

Think we’ll ever see Kate Middleton again?

How about this for a conspiracy theory - William could be king in a few months and has decided he wants to get divorced. This would be easier before he is king, but when he told her she freaked out and had to be put in a mental hospital to calm down.

[TheDeeDon]

Dod Galloway voted in as MP for Rochdale.

I thought there would be as much chance of me winning a seat at Westminster than him. Hadn't even realised he was still involved in politics.