General News Chat

[Mason89]

Getting killed by a tribe of natives for instagram likes

What a bell end

[mondo_notion]

You make a good point

Pun intended?

[ILikeJam]

Fücking "martyred" my dïckhole. "You're with God now..." - aye the same god that sent a hail of arrows through his torso. Nice one.

[krakowdon]

Along the same lines, couple of weeks ago, two newlyweds died in a helicopter crash leaving their wedding in Texas.

Someone posted on facebook or somesuch

"Awesome that you're getting to spend your honeymoon with Jesus"

Must be a comfort for the family.

[mondo_notion]

"Awesome that you're getting to spend your honeymoon with Jesus"

I'm not so sure Jesus would be that great company. Yes he's probably have a few cracking stories but I bet he wouldn't half go on a bit. You'd soon get sick of him no matter how much wine he turned up with.

[Pacman1903]

Along the same lines, couple of weeks ago, two newlyweds died in a helicopter crash leaving their wedding in Texas.

Someone posted on facebook or somesuch

"Awesome that you're getting to spend your honeymoon with Jesus"

Must be a comfort for the family.

That is possibly the most f@cking daft american christian bullsh@t ive ever heard. What a f@cking stupid c@nt. Freak

[mondo_notion]

That's 2 years now and I still can't believe Trump is President. He just doesn't look right at the G20.

[Jupiter]

That's 2 years now and I still can't believe Trump is President. He just doesn't look right at the G20.

6 more years to go, maybe you'll be used to it by then.

[Mason89]

That fat orange f*ck hasn’t got 6 more years in him.

I’m going for heart attack on a golf cart

[krakowdon]

I'd prefer it to be a heart attack on a hooker.

[donsdaft]

No no, that's a decent way to go.

Better off assassinated, then we can ponder for years which of the 495,000,000 suspects actually did the deed.

[Jussi]

6 more years to go, maybe you'll be used to it by then.

I4 more years of Donald Trump

Then Eric for 8 after that.

A 50 year dynasty of Trumps is the prediction.

[InversneckieDob]

I dinna think he'll run in two years.

[Aldo1983]

I dinna think he'll run in two years.

I didn't either but I've changed my mind. Almost impossible to predict though.

[Aldo1983]

A complete non story after all..

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-46425774