General News Chat

[mondo_notion]

Well Christmas is long gone, it's no longer suitable to wish someone a happy new year and the winter football break is over so back to the stuff that really matters.

Like an airborne, Chinese, mutating super virus spreading rapidly across the world. It makes you feel so warm inside.

[Aldo1983]

If there's one thing I like, it's a virus that nobody knows anything about that kills people slowly.

[NEM83]

If there's one thing I like, it's a virus that nobody knows anything about that kills people slowly.

With a bit of luck you'll be the UK's first confirmed case.....

[mondo_notion]

With a bit of luck you'll be the UK's first confirmed case.....

Ouch. Where did that come from?

Saying that, he does like a holiday. Not sure if he's been as far as wutang or where ever it is.

[Aldo1983]

With a bit of luck you'll be the UK's first confirmed case.....

Good thing is your safe as you can't catch this one from shagging monkeys.

[Aldo1983]

Ouch. Where did that come from?

Saying that, he does like a holiday. Not sure if he's been as far as wutang or where ever it is.

Never fancied Wutang and there Koala eating culture.

[InversneckieDob]

And their clan are pussies.

[57vintage]

Thank **** he’s resigned.

There was only one Derek McKay anyway, his magic of 50 years ago even allowing me to forgive his being from Banff, Banffshire.

[InversneckieDob]

What in the name of fu ck was he thinking?

Some of these public figures that go mintahl on social media........

In Douglas Adams' "Hitchhiker's Guide......." guide I seem to recall an alien creature that thought if it couldn't see you, you couldn't see it.

[57vintage]

What in the name of fu ck was he thinking?

Probably “I might get a ride here”.

Some of these public figures that go mintahl on social media....

It’s the traditional politicos’ sense of entitlement through power, and näive blindness to the fact that everything online has the potential to be publicised with concomitant erse-biteage.

He was an empty managerialist grey suit onywye. Long on the faux-gravitas of partisan rhetoric in a Jimmy Clitheroe voice, but as engaging as 1970s Crossroads, and beige politically.

I hear from an insider that Kate Forbes who’s delivering the statement in Joe Pasquale’s absence, will go hardly any further in The Party due to her Heelan religious principles being at odds with The Party’s admirable diversity agenda.

[Mason89]

My 77 year old mother (rules don’t apply for mums) will be very disappointed. She does a cracking impression of Derek McKay. The nonce, not the goal hero.

What foot does Forbes kick with? If she could court the hun vote, she would be an ideal choice for FM

[InversneckieDob]

By fit 57V says, I'd guess Free Kirk?
They're an odd bunch.

Nae allowed knee-tremblers "in case the Lord thinks they're dancing".

[Jupiter]

Apparently he was the favourite to replace Mrs Krankie if she has to resign because of Salmond's trial.

[Mason89]

Apparently he was the favourite to replace Mrs Krankie if she has to resign because of Salmond's trial.

It’s getting a bit creepy now. I think your hard drive should be getting looked at, as well as McKays

[57vintage]

By fit 57V says, I'd guess Free Kirk?
They're an odd bunch.

I believe it’s indeed the Wee Frees.

They always welcome this time of year with the chance of a tasty ecunemenical-meteorological derby v The Big Freeze.