General News Chat

[donsdaft]

Ootside pal

[Jupiter]

I've never heard of the Sturgeon - Judy Murray rumour before. Although they do both look like lesbians.

[RED_JOHN]

I've never heard of the Sturgeon - Judy Murray rumour before. Although they do both look like lesbians.

It’s the type of rumour that you know is the biggest load of nonsense you have heard but would like it to be true.

[ByeByeScum2012]

Allegedly Sturgeon, Murray and Salmond went out for a Chinese meal then had an unprotected threesome in the Balmoral Hotel and this was when Coronavirus was created. The virus achieved the desired effect of reducing the elderly vote count in Scotland thus ensuring independence would be achieved at the next referendum. Allegedly the Chinese meal was to be blamed as the source of the virus as the restaurant got their supplies from a market in Wuhan. You heard it here first.

[Donanddusted]

Allegedly Sturgeon, Murray and Salmond went out for a Chinese meal then had an unprotected threesome in the Balmoral Hotel and this was when Coronavirus was created. The virus achieved the desired effect of reducing the elderly vote count in Scotland thus ensuring independence would be achieved at the next referendum. Allegedly the Chinese meal was to be blamed as the source of the virus as the restaurant got their supplies from a market in Wuhan. You heard it here first.

Have you been reading the Telegraph?

[ByeByeScum2012]

Have you been reading the Telegraph?

Can’t reveal my source in fear of a nerve gas attack by the Alba Party (allegedly).

[InversneckieDob]

Allegedly Sturgeon, Murray and Salmond went out for a Chinese meal then had an unprotected threesome in the Balmoral Hotel and this was when Coronavirus was created. The virus achieved the desired effect of reducing the elderly vote count in Scotland thus ensuring independence would be achieved at the next referendum. Allegedly the Chinese meal was to be blamed as the source of the virus as the restaurant got their supplies from a market in Wuhan. You heard it here first.

I for one am totally unsurprised by this, I've suspected as much for a while

[Mason89]

Looks like Labour are going to lose Hartlepool. 2 quick observations

Kieth Starmer is beyond hopeless
‘Red Wall voters’ are scabbing right wing arseholes

[Aldo1983]

Looks like Labour are going to lose Hartlepool. 2 quick observations

Kieth Starmer is beyond hopeless
‘Red Wall voters’ are scabbing right wing arseholes

On paper he should tick all the boxes for someone you want to be your PM.

[Mason89]

On paper he should tick all the boxes for someone you want to be your PM.

Yet still miles behind the hapless corrupt psychotic arseholes in the polls. His plan? Let’s pander to them to try and win back the red wall. The Labour Party would be as well calling it a day if they lose Hartlepool

[donsdaft]

He’s on a hiding to nothing because you’re second point was right.

The labour party should have jacked it in years ago.
It’s core members want it to be very left wing and that’s the way it should be.
The rest really should have made the SDP work but the sheer financial clout of the labour party has kept both wings hanging on.

He should never be pandering to the right, (and I don’t mean the right wing of the labour party)
It’s not working and he’ll end up looking a complete tw@t, which I don’t think he is.

Anyway, the politics of a foreign country like england shouldn’t concern us.

Hartlepool for f’uck sake, I can’t sleep for the excitement of thinking about Hartlepool.

[Mason89]

Nobody wants to have arsehole neighbours. Hartlepool should concern everyone

[donsdaft]

But we do have arsehole neighbours, nothing we can do about that except make sure they stay neighbours and not actually in our house telling us what to do.

Unfortunately at least half of us prefer being told what to do.

[Aldo1983]

Couple of my mates are still hoping that Labour of old takes over again from the Tories. Naivety or stupidity because it's not happening.

[donsdaft]

English politics is right wing, even more right wing and raving.