Today's Diddy Games

[EintrachtFrankfurt]

I had a similar conversation with a pjm earlier this year. They really are the most deluded fans in the world. I wish the like function still existed it would have been doing overtime the last few days, still... Jim'll fix it

Anyone ever seen Dundee United's name on any european football competition winners lists? Nope me neither! And that kills the tinpot ****s.

[TheDeeDon]

Anyone ever seen Dundee United's name on any european football competition winners lists? Nope me neither! And that kills the tinpot ****s.

I'm amazed they don't put a half star on their shirts to represent losing the UEFA Cup final.

They do like to celebrate losing and to be fair, they are very good at it.

[57vintage]

Jute: “We’ve never been beaten by Barcelona”.

Me: “And which trophy did you get for that?”

All those Dewar Shields, Forfarshire Cups, and thon memorable Quizball second round though.

Dundee, where the gene pool has two shallow ends.

[swaddon2]

You're all forgetting that they won the prestigious Fair Play Award in 1987.

[57vintage]

You're all forgetting that they won the prestigious Fair Play Award in 1987.

Well-deserved. That chant of “Willie Miller’s a P*ki” was obviously delivered with irony by the *Fair Players (ie fùcking losers).

*ever see Kirkwood raking his studs down the back of Strachan’s leg?

[davydook]

Anyone ever seen Dundee United's name on any european football competition winners lists? Nope me neither! And that kills the tinpot ****s.

No, but they are famous in Nigeria though..

[swaddon2]

Well-deserved. That chant of “Willie Miller’s a P*ki” was obviously delivered with irony by the *Fair Players (ie fùcking losers).

*ever see Kirkwood raking his studs down the back of Strachan’s leg?

Aye, but it must be a huge deal, I mean they wouldn't name a stand after a wee tinpot award, would they?

[57vintage]

Aye, but it must be a huge deal, I mean they wouldn't name a stand after a wee tinpot award, would they?

“Huge” at The Licery is difficult to achieve, as all dimensions are calibrated against the size of John Clark’s àrse, so vast that it had its own meteorological system.

[krakowdon]

Is Utd losing again today, at home to Peterhead, too much to ask?

[donsdaft]

No
Ask away

[swaddon2]

It'll be a big ask, but I'm sure Goodwin and the lads can pull off a third straight defeat.

[InversneckieDob]

I think they'll bin him should they lose the day

[swaddon2]

I think they'll bin him should they lose the day

I thought they couldn't afford to bin him?

[swaddon2]

In a shock result, the PJMs are leading 3-0, although two of the goals were penalties. No doubt this momentous result will be marked with a DVD release, a stand being renamed and a celebratory dinner in ten years time.

[TheDeeDon]

Didn't want to put up a new thread, but on the day Trevor Francis died, the first British£1 million pound footballer. A Saudi team have bid £256 million for Mbappe.

Just a staggering amount of money to pay for anything, let alone a foodballer.