Today's Diddy Games

[RED_JOHN]

Now now, get it right.......according to yourself, and indeed some of your keyboard warriors I’m an alkie,glue sniffing,senile goat along with being a tw@t as well as now being “racist” along with countless other insults that are safely tucked in the keep-net, I’ll happily have a pint with any of the Hamilton’s from Barrhead as I’ve done for many a year, thankfully they are decent sorts.

SF

No wonder your golf has taken a bit of a dip....must be hard getting a proper view of your surroundings.

[donsdaft]

Surely Holland is the mothership of hunnery. Is that not where the gay boy that fell off the white horse hails from?

Actually, I think he was French.

[Mason89]

Always good to see those diddy's DUMBarton get humped

The only thing you puffin munchers hump is your sister

[InversneckieDob]

Thanks for the help boss but with the best will in the world, this is my case. You know my methods, slow and steady accumulation of facts, all the pieces matter, that sort of thing.

Enjoy your break, everything's fine (apart from the coffee machine...)

Oi......... we're a team. We only need team players in this nick.
I expect better.

[nice1simmy]

The only thing you puffin munchers hump is your sister

FFS Is that the best you can come up with? Zzzz

[Jackjarvis]

Calling you a racist is not an insult. It's on the back of you making racist comments. I've never, ever met anyone from Pakistan or with Pakistani roots, referring to themselves or each other as "Hamilton's". Neither have you.

100% not an insult, obviously you are slightly obtuse though to cannot quite grasp the scope of rhyming slang, with this, as a sweaty, I have banter with a Hamilton that plays now and again with us, unfortunately he is a jam tart that takes great delight if and when his team beats us at Tynecastle/Pittodrie......I presume to some on here I’ve crossed the racism line again with that comment, regardless (ffs!!) as if I give a f uck:

SF

[Pacman1903]

Montrose 1-0 St Johnstone

[57vintage]

Actually, I think he was French.

And funded by Papal money.

Or maybe it was Paypal - I get confused by deity-botherers and their collection of imaginary pals in the sky.

[Aldo1983]

100% not an insult, obviously you are slightly obtuse though to cannot quite grasp the scope of rhyming slang, with this, as a sweaty, I have banter with a Hamilton that plays now and again with us, unfortunately he is a jam tart that takes great delight if and when his team beats us at Tynecastle/Pittodrie......I presume to some on here I’ve crossed the racism line again with that comment, regardless (ffs!!) as if I give a f uck:

SF

That's all pish. Good to know you don't give a **** about being racist though.

[donsdaft]

C'mon Aldo min.
I've never known anyone so much in favour of censorship.
We've had this conversation before, you're going down a dangerous road, turn back before it's too late.

Makes no difference that I haven't got a clue what Hamilton or sweaty is supposed to mean.
To me, Hamilton is a s'hithole with a s'hitehole football stadium.

[Pacman1903]

C'mon Aldo min.
I've never known anyone so much in favour of censorship.
We've had this conversation before, you're going down a dangerous road, turn back before it's too late.

Makes no difference that I haven't got a clue what Hamilton or sweaty is supposed to mean.
To me, Hamilton is a s'hithole with a s'hitehole football stadium.

What derogatory term rhymes with Accies

[donsdaft]

Haven't got a f'uckin clue.

Of course, no clue was given in JJ's original post, as usual it made no sense at all.

Ah, plural.
It means beautiful anyway doesn't it?


The only person I ever heard using the phrase P'aki B'astards was an Indian woman I used to work with.

[57vintage]

What derogatory term rhymes with Accies

Clue: it isn't "Gran'paw Broon's selection of baccies".

18 years into the 21st century and we're still having this debate?

FFS.

[donsdaft]

Just to prove my innocence, I thought of Baccy first

[Mason89]

100% not an insult

Would you say it to strangers or just your ‘pals’?

If the answer is yes, you’re a complete c*ck. if the answer is no, have a wee think if it is still 100% not an insult