Today's Diddy Games

[57vintage]

Sportscene highlights show that the Jutes are ****ing atrocious. The winning goal...

I think that that’s the best atmosphere that there’s been at Lice Central for many years though.

[donsdaft]

That was an absurd shoot out, some epic pant pishing from Rio Ave who missed 3 pens to win it.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/av/football/54381707

Great stuff.

The Portuguese player who took their fifth penalty needs a smack in the face though.

[ByeByeScum2012]

McGinn equalised for NI in Bosnia. Started along with Big Josh

[Jupiter]

There hasn't been a shot on goal in the Scotland - Israel game yet

[donsdaft]

I have absolutely no idea why I’m watching this, it’s dreadful.

Perhaps if North Britain had the guts to be a country they would do better.

[Jupiter]

I bet we lose on penalties

[donsdaft]

There was a shot on target there though.

Better off if they lose, they’re s’hite

[mondo_notion]

Abu Fanny, worth a look?

[donsdaft]

Here’s a fanny now.

[Hairdrier]

Good tactic to play for penalties.

[erchieplum]

It's Kenny !!!

[NaeMairNeeps]

McLean wi the winner! .... come on Donsdaft, celebrate

[donsdaft]

Booooo

Smirking p’oofter

[57vintage]

Is that that ****ing ****e finished to allow us back to televised Proper Mannies’ Fitba?

[57vintage]

A spot of advice for Israeli coaches - declare that opposition penalty boxes are Palestinian territory, and your players will never be out of them, thereby increasing your chances of scoring.

Note: anti-Zionist expansionism is not anti-Semitism.