Today's Diddy Games

[donsdaft]

I was just about to reply that they hadn't had their penalty yet when I thought I better check first.

Loh and behold, they had.

[Don Julio]

Yep. Looked like Kent was mid-air before any contact. Indeed, Neil McCann makes a nonsensical comment on the BBC:

“Is he impeded? I think he is. He has to take evasive action.”

Dive, in other words.

[neilthedon]

Seemed to me that Clancy was doing his best for them ? Looked like loads of blatant fouls on Smirren players right in front of him ignored?

[sonofrgmsdad]

Scotland's hammer throwers (Edinburgh variety rather than the Inverness variety) have a friendy match in Spain abandoned due to fighting on the pitch following a hammer thrower tackle.

Given players booked in pre-season can have those bookings carried into the season, I expect the SFA to have some sanction on the hammer throwers.

I won't be holding my breath mind.

[57vintage]

**** me, that’s a shocking injury to Craig Gordon at the Jutery today.

He’ll nae be back fae that.

Fortunately, I canna post pictures fae here, as it’s x-rated from the images I’ve seen.

[Donanddusted]

**** me, that’s a shocking injury to Craig Gordon at the Jutery today.

He’ll nae be back fae that.

Fortunately, I canna post pictures fae here, as it’s x-rated from the images I’ve seen.

Yes. I was sent the picture. Career ender, quite possibly.

[57vintage]

Yes. I was sent the picture. Career ender, quite possibly.

Got to be. He’s around the same age as therapist. He’s nae coming back fae that.

[TheDeeDon]

Got to be. He’s around the same age as therapist. He’s nae coming back fae that.

I just googled it and really wish I hadn't. Cannot see how he will return and will be a huge loss for the diets.

[57vintage]

Richard Gordon, in his Pudenda & Jacksie column referring to the Industrial Estate Huncuunts AGAIN as “we”.

Make yer fûckin mind up min.

[InversneckieDob]

Make yer fûckin mind up min.

Sadly, I think he has.

Changing yer fitba team is unacceptable.

[TheDeeDon]

Cove done 6-0 at home today by Queens Park, which was pleasing.

[57vintage]

Cove done 6-0 at home today by Queens Park, which was pleasing.

Too right. Keith were always on a hiding today playing one of the top 4 sugar daddy clubs, but the Secove score and Locos appalling 4-2 home defeat to Clach are hilarious, and a significant makeweight.

Twins of entitlement. Fûck off both.

EDIT: whilst this is under “diddy games” (awful weedgieism), the Highland League does not fall into that category.

Cove.

Locos.

[InversneckieDob]

Locos.

So The Lilleys are responsible for the sacking of Richard Hastings....

[57vintage]

So The Lilleys are responsible for the sacking of Richard Hastings....

Final nail. “Resignation” according to the official line. His record fails to match the billy big-ba’s’ unearned sense of entitlement. Pitmedden, Turriff, Wick, Fort William and Grantown also entered the Highland League in recent years, and have done so with respect and humility. Locos and Cove came the cûnt from the off, and are respectively derided and despised.

[DondyDan]

Couple of days late, and has been said before, but........

Ryan Porteous. What a despicable, cheating c*nt.

That's all.