Ex-Dons

[InversneckieDob]

*I'm aware I've cracked a version of this joke previously in very similar circumstances.
But it amused me and I felt it worth re-hashing.

[TheDeeDon]

Ryan Esson announced as the new manager of Strathspey Thistle. They only sacked their last manager yesterday after four games.

Stefan Gartenmann has signed permanently for Ferencvaros in Hungary.

[57vintage]

Ethan Ross scored Falkirk’s opening goal against Edinburgh’s second biggest club yesterday. Finn Yeats, ex-Don, but far more renowned for his time at The Undisputed Home of Inter-galactic Proper Mannies’ Fitba last season, was on the Brockville (fùck knows what it’s known as these days) bench. Former Aberdeen reserve, and bad-attitudinal idle shagbag, signed from Easter Island Heids, was able to do fùck all about it for Scotland’s pretendy Maroons.

[GASC1980]

I suppose technically not an ex Don as he was only with us on loan but I see Killiian Phillips has joined the Paisley Saints on loan from Palace.

[blowupsheep]

Rhys Williams been farmed out to Morecambe on loan, I wonder if he will manage at least one first team appearance for them

[TheDeeDon]

Stevie May away to Livi on loan for the season.

I was think what a poor career he has had, considering how promising he was when he first broke through.

Then I remembered he had won two Scottish Cup medals and one League Cup medal.

Picked up a cap for Scotland.

Played in England and possibly even made decent money and to top it off, pulled on the famous jersey of Aberdeen.

I bet lots of players wish they had careers as poor as that.

[Bojangles9]

Aye but I wonder how it would have turned out if he didn’t have that bad injury at Preston though. I always felt he played within himself after that, didn’t trust his body the same. Understandable I suppose.

I’d a lot of time for May as a Don. I think most folk appreciated his efforts even if it didn’t result in goals.
Always felt Pittodrie was rooting for him & wanting him to do well as much for his sake as ours. Seemed to be genuine affection for him.

[TheDeeDon]

Aye but I wonder how it would have turned out if he didn’t have that bad injury at Preston though. I always felt he played within himself after that, didn’t trust his body the same. Understandable I suppose.

I’d a lot of time for May as a Don. I think most folk appreciated his efforts even if it didn’t result in goals.
Always felt Pittodrie was rooting for him & wanting him to do well as much for his sake as ours. Seemed to be genuine affection for him.

Aye, it was a shame it never quite worked out for him, but he always put in a shift for us when he played.

I know a Sheffield Wednesday fan and he thought highly of him too.

Goodness knows how he will get on with that abomination of a pitch at Livi though.

[InversneckieDob]

I thought he was starting to get his legs under him when the rat did him at Pittodrie. That was a horrible, coward's challenge.
Once he got fit again...wasnae the same.
Having said that, his work rate was instrumental in Sam Cosgrove's hot spell.

[GASC1980]

I noticed Dean Campbell playing for Barrow against Derby in some non descript cup game last night. Was unaware he'd ended up there.

[Don Julio]

I think it was Stevenage first, where he did ok and then on to Barrow.

[swaddon2]

He was loaned to Stevenage from us, then released in 2023, whereupon he signed for Barrow.

[TheDeeDon]

Scott (Judas) Wright supposedly away to sign for Birmingham City.

I wonder how long it will take him to start speaking like Barry off Auf Pet!

[Bojangles9]

Scott (Judas) Wright supposedly away to sign for Birmingham City.

I wonder how long it will take him to start speaking like Barry off Auf Pet!

He’s finally taken the hint. Been surprised how blatant Clement has been in speaking to the press about his frustrations in those he doesn’t want not moving on.

Clement seemed quite sane and professional when he came in. He’s very much gone over to the dark side now, drank from the loving cup and become one of ‘them’. He’s unraveling fast.

[blowupsheep]

Scott (Judas) Wright supposedly away to sign for Birmingham City.

I wonder how long it will take him to start speaking like Barry off Auf Pet!

Scott Fa..... useless little judas tw@t
Born and brought up in Aberdeen, and when he left us (apart from where he went) deep inside of me there was a small part lingering about somewhere that wished the laddie well. I did not wish him any ill.
But fk me that feeling changed rapidly when I heard his first ever interview as a hun and as if by magic (despite his roots) he had developed that minging fekin weegie "ahrite in oh that" accent that we all literally cannot fekin stand.
What a fcukin pr1ck of the highest order.
And as you say DD he will be talking like a brummy within the first week.

Scum of an individual, pure scum