Ex-Dons

[pieandbovrilman]

Watched that s'hite tonight.

Game management failed again.

Boring b'astard.

I couldn’t watch that pish , saw about 5 minutes in total .

Let me guess , trying to defend a 1-0 lead came back to bite him on the erse again?

[Shetland Don]

I scored double the number on Bob Dylan than the contestant who chose Bob as a specialist subject.

Is that the contestant who scored 4!? Didn’t think she had Bob Dylan though? When I could hear myself above my wife’s multiple answers I did OK at the general knowledge.

[InversneckieDob]

Ash Taylor, Dick Fister and Cammy Smith all played last night I think?
Did I miss anyone?
I heard there was a lot to like about Killie........accurate?

[donsdaft]

I fell asleep during the first half.

McInnes does that to me.

[Mason89]

I switched it off after two minutes to watch Patriot. When I turned it back on, that dick Foster had just given away a penalty. Killie 1-0 & cruising, McInnes brings on a centre half to see it out, we’ll….we all know the rest

[57vintage]

Ash Taylor, Dick Fister and Cammy Smith all played last night I think?
Did I miss anyone?
I heard there was a lot to like about Killie........accurate?

Callum Hendry up front for Kilmarnock.

I watched the first half and then switched over to BBC4 to watch the Stones’ stuff, (if that’s OK with the megaphone-voiced self-appointed arbiters of taste hereby).

[57vintage]

Is that the contestant who scored 4!? Didn’t think she had Bob Dylan though? When I could hear myself above my wife’s multiple answers I did OK at the general knowledge.

Aye, she got 4 on Bob Dylan. I got 8. I think nerves got the better of her, but there were some real long hops of questions that she should have answered.

[NaeMairNeeps]

Callum Hendry up front for Kilmarnock.

I watched the first half and then switched over to BBC4 to watch the Stones’ stuff, (if that’s OK with the megaphone-voiced self-appointed arbiters of taste hereby).

Hemen 57 ... Newsflash ... there's been a hoooooooor o' a lot o' good stuff done an' worth a listen since the f**kin Stones min .... Ah'm feelin like a dinosaur listenin tae early ELO ... but ... ffs ... the stones?? Come on min the stone age is great granda ****e ... file alongside Alexander Brothers an' move on min .. far fks sake!

[NaeMairNeeps]

Furthermore 57 min ... let's makkie-on Ah get kidnapped .. and let's makkie-on some radge thinks Ah'm worth mair tha ten bob o' a ransom ... an' let's makkie-on ma kidnappers ken fine fa will pey maybe twimty quid blu tacked tae a shoppie door naebody is likely tae approach ... like Top Note, Crown Street. .... and while Ah wait for ma freedom, black pilla case ower ma napper, Ah'm further burdened wi a hefty set o' 'ower the lugs' 'cans' ... and ma kidnappers ... keen tae impress upon me that they are nae dick-f*ckin-taters ... offer me a choice o' music tae droon oot their private yammerins ... and Ah'm tellt ... 'Hemen Pillacase heid .... Ah've twa albums on ma f*ckin wee flash drive .... Rollin Stones, or Alexander Brithers.

My response ... "Gies fkn Tom an' Jack onyday ... cos Ah'd tak a fkn bullet afore listen tae the fkn Stones .... even efter ye get yer 20 note!"

[donsdaft]

Very Home Counties.

https://youtu.be/nLSrffjsrO8

Atmospheric though.

[NaeMairNeeps]

Poofs/pooves

[donsdaft]

Homo counties then.

[NaeMairNeeps]

Well if we're gan tae revert tae Latin min, I suggest .. shaggers di culo

[NaeMairNeeps]

Or better ....
le pietre rotolanti sono pooves

[donsdaft]

Well, I didnae dee latin at Bunkheed, but a cursory reading of Cicero and his ilk fair gives you a few belters of insults like.