AFC limericks

[Aldo1983]

There was a group of posters called happy clappers
Who all turned into a bunch of flappers

They disappeared of the site
Because they said we were all depressing
But really it was because we are utter shite

[Aldo1983]

There was a poster called naemairneeps
Who really does love the sheep
He likes to write a limerick
Cos he thinks he's a bit of a ticket
His posts read like JJs skits
If JJ were off his tits

[Devanha Red]

Limericks are pish
Thus tgre

[StandfreeFM]

Limerick's nae really your thing Aldo?

[StandfreeFM]

Limericks are pish
Thus tgre

Devanha Red at the pond in his fleece
A loud noise that had broken the peace
To Muir of Ord he had gone
Thought he saw flying swan
But of course what he saw were some geese

[afc1903mad]

Nae Mair Neeps said the site needed some gimmicks
So he asked us to all make some Limericks
Many wanted McInnes sacked
Then Pittodrie would be packed
With all the returning pant p!sher pr!cks

[Shetland Don]

There was a young man called May
Who was reluctant to give up his pay
Along came St Johnstone, who were offered a deal
Till their Manger Wright he started to squeal
And noo we're stuck with Main.

[afc1903mad]

One day back in 1903
The Dons joined the community
In the late August sun
In their thousands they would come
On the terraces singing "Stand Free"

[afc1903mad]

OK, Ah'm gonna hand over tae the rest o' ye now ... but maybe just gie ye a start if yer stuck ....

A midfield playmaker, Jim Bett ....

(rhymes aplenty ... go for yer life guys )

A midfield playmaker, Jim Bett
Strode forward always carrying a threat
He left Airdrie for Valur
Then married Audur
Scored against Iceland bursting the net.

[Don_Corleone]

There once was a team so boring,
They never ever looked like scoring,
They kicked it so high,
Up into the sky,
The fans spent the whole game snoring.

[Heed_Don_In]

McInnes to be sacked is the rumour
Likened to a cancerous tumor
Sets his teams up with fear
Sideway passes we jeer
How much longer will we suffer this zoomer

[Pacman1903]

The Dons have a manager whos a hun,
Watching his brand of fitba was not fun,
The entertainment was so thin,
My season tickets ended up in the bin,
Now im watching lower leagues with my son

[andoplzcumbak]

Am up for the 10:28 train,
Excited tae get tae the game,
Wer playing the huns,
Aye that bunch o cvnts,
Hawd oan! Is that Devanha in the awa end?!

[mondo_notion]

There was a young Japanese lad named Funso
good with a knife not a spoon so
when we play the huns
he'll slice Jack for fun
and never need to buy a drink in the toon(so)?

Nah I'm sh*te at this. I like standfreeFMs ones.

[Pittodrie1903]

There once was a player - McGhee
Who fell over and injured his knee
He then became boss
No one gave a toss
Now gives his opinions for free