AFC limericks

[StandfreeFM]

Thank you kindly. I like the Heed_Don_In's rhyming, if not the tone.

Mondo’s the chief of the squad
Interviews are considered quite odd
Not scared of the beaks
Or conventional techniques
Thiefs now are fearful to rob

[Pittodrie1903]

A fantastic winger called Weir
Pulled on his new boots with a cheer
He danced around Mills
And gave him the chills
Some say he still spinning the dee.

[afc1903mad]

We once spent a fortune on May
Who didn't live up to his pay
Scored once every eight
so slow he was late
Send him back to the Farmers to eat Hay

UYeah ok, I'm p!sh at these too

[afc1903mad]

The Huns had a player called Durrant.
Playing for them any longer he just can't
Simmie's robust to a tee
Hit him just below the knee
By god their fans need antiperspirant

[Pacman1903]

Our manager is a over defensive punk
His negative tactics are junk,
Always one up front at home,
F@ck knows fits going on in his dome,
Sort it oot as the last two seasons have stunk

[Pittodrie1903]

There once was a Boss called McEennis
Who had an extremely small *****
So he went down to Glasgow
.................?
..............?

[StandfreeFM]

There once was a Boss called McEennis
Who had an extremely small *****
So he went down to Glasgow
.................?
..............?

paid for night with some skank hoe
now supposed to go visit hygienist

apologies.

[awafaehame]

There once was a Boss called McEennis
Who had an extremely small *****
So he went down to Glasgow
.................?
..............?

And hopefully never came back?

[redstarfk]

There was a top red called Pacman
Who maybe was better than Blackman
He goes far and wide
Wi' his loon at his side
Shouting " Milne !! ....Gie McInnes the sack , min !!"

Now , that's a proper fvkkin limerick, even though I say so masel

[mondo_notion]

The Huns had a player called Durrant.
Playing for them any longer he just can't
Simmie's robust to a tee
Hit him just below the knee
By god their fans need antiperspirant

[mondo_notion]

I love it when a good limerick thread brings us all together.

[Heed_Don_In]

There once was a ref called Hugh Dallas
Who officiated games running bra-less
On his head smashed a coin
Cos the Battle of Boyne
24 years hes been living next door to Alice

[Heed_Don_In]

There once was a club called Rangers.....

[Aldo1983]

Limerick's nae really your thing Aldo?

I didn't sit that class.


There was a manager called McInnes
Who really was something to witness
He was unbelievably jammy
And even browner than that hun Jimmy
But things started to get gloomy
When he sold Adam Rooney
And then it got worse when we lost Hayes
That really left him with no praise
But that still didn't stop him getting a fucking raise

[Heed_Don_In]

Hahaha