AFC limericks

[Heed_Don_In]

There once was a player called McMaster,
Who had a moustache made of plaster,
With a wallet of dough,
To Codonas Waltzers he would go,
And he`d scream till they pushed him much faster

[redstarfk]

Red John often likes to go fishin'
On Ab-Mad it is his mission
To wind up some reds
Get into their heads
And in to their pants get them pishin'

[StandfreeFM]

There once was a club called Rangers.....

There once was a club called Rangers
To work with them brings certain dangers
Face paint, flowers and still
When you send them the bill
Those bast@rds will treat you like strangers

[Heed_Don_In]

There once was 2 clubs who liked cheating
Cup draws, balls subjected to heating
this caused much a stoor
And made other clubs poor
Can only afford second hand seating

[Heed_Don_In]

There once was a man called Craig Brewster
Who liked the C ock nae the rooster
Off to Greece he went
So nae kunt kent he was bent
And had a passionate fling with Bernd Schuster

[StandfreeFM]

There once was 2 clubs who liked cheating
Cup draws, balls subjected to heating
this caused much a stoor
And made other clubs poor
Can only afford second hand seating

Very good

Do you think NaeMairNeeps will be pleased with his creation?

[Heed_Don_In]

He`ll love it ...

[Aldo1983]

There once was a poster called redstarfk
Who lived in Colombia and joined the FARC
He was found in his pished stained bed
Having been shot in the head
All because he was actually a NARC

[NaeMairNeeps]

Brilliant stuff guys .... been a while since Ah got a right good laugh on here ..... keep em comin

[NaeMairNeeps]

An ugly hun fυcker called Ian
Doon the wing at Pittodrie was fleein
Til he met with a tackle,
and the sound of a crackle
Which came from him doin his knee in

[mondo_notion]

An ugly hun fυcker called Ian
Doon the wing at Pittodrie was fleein
Til he met with a tackle,
and the sound of a crackle
Which came from him doin his knee in

I was away to say pick a winner but I think we've found it.

[Heed_Don_In]

An ugly hun fυcker called Ian
Doon the wing at Pittodrie was fleein
Til he met with a tackle,
and the sound of a crackle
Which came from him doin his knee in

[Aldo1983]

An ugly hun fυcker called Ian
Doon the wing at Pittodrie was fleein
Til he met with a tackle,
and the sound of a crackle
Which came from him doin his knee in

I don't know what you could mean but I like it

[thebeachend]

There was a bearded weegie named Del
Whose style of football was hell
Boot the ball long and high
Into the seagull filled sky
But who could do better, oh well!

[thebeachend]

Our big centre back cried Ash
Said Cobblers I'll give it a bash
He said far div I sign
The boss'll surely behave this time
And nae try and dowp ma lass