AFC limericks

[Heed_Don_In]

I’m getting phucking sick of this
Excuses every Sat
Of why the team forgot to play
Their shorts all full of shat

He blames the ref, the kiosk Quine
Every single Joe
Another result like the buddies one
He’ll surely have to go

His beardy face and funcy tan
Makes all the wifies weet
But every time he opens his gob
It makes you want to greet

Just put the players on the park
With orders to attack
Even if we do go down
You’ll surely get less flack

What’s with the English lower leagues
Try scouting in Angola
It’s getting desperate times these days
Dust down Tangos Tumbola

One cup to show for his time
Is not enough for me
A great escape the other week
In the ****ehole of Dundee

It won’t be long now rest assured
He’ll get his P45
Then Scottish football will gasp in awe
As we really come alive

Who’s the man to take the helm
There really is only one
Let’s get a Johnny Foreigner
As longs he’s no a hun

So tick tock Del Boy it won’t be long
Till we’re waving you goodbye
Regrets of bottling other jobs
When your stock was high

[afc1903mad]

There once was a club called Rangers.....

Reminds me of a song my grandfather used to sing to me.
To the tune of “Oh yer nae awa tae bide awa”

As I wiz walking doon Pittodrie Street
I met, twa Glasgae strangers
Says I tae them
Are he gang doon.
Tae see the Dons beat Rangers

[LED]

An ugly hun fυcker called Ian
Doon the wing at Pittodrie was fleein
Then he dived!

Curtosy of neeps.

[Pacman1903]

Stewart Milne is a complete f@cking c@nt
All he wants is his bloody Kingsford stunt
Hes going to kill the Dons
Him and his board of morons
The f@ckers tenure has been nothing short of an affront.

[NaeMairNeeps]

Yass AbMad has fυckin CULTURE!!

Heed-Don-In .... Ah ken yer piece above is nae a limerick, but ... good work min

[NaeMairNeeps]

An Aiberdeen Legend ca'd Strachan
Fae the Scotland boss job was sent packin
A performance pathetic,
He dismissed as genetic
An' tae this day Ah canna stop lachin!

[NaeMairNeeps]

A chairman fa's first name is Stewart
During his tenure oor fortunes hae soort
Black shirted and grim,
Sure it's aa doon tae him
Nae a half decent player we've lure't

[Devanha Red]

I've thought aboot this thread all night
Sorry but I still think it's ****e
The idea was good
Maybe even slick
But sadly ah **** here is thick
The rhymes are so bad
They're really grating
So come on afc1903mad THAT thread of yours it needs updating
Stop thinking of del boy while your masturbating.

[Heed_Don_In]

Devanha Red he popped and sucked up to the clique
To slag a thread then post on it just shows him up as weak
This site was once the best, the quality was sick
Bizarre some don’t post positively, stop looking like a dick

[Devanha Red]

Devanha Red he popped and sucked up to the clique
To slag a thread then post on it just shows him up as weak
This site was once the best, the quality was sick
Bizarre some don’t post positively, stop looking like a dick

Superb effort 😀

[StandfreeFM]

Devanha is new to the scene
But some here are wise to his scheme
More annoying than most
With his lame, empty boasts
Recycled from JJ and Steen

[Devanha Red]

Devanha is new to the scene
But some here are wise to his scheme
More annoying than most
With his lame, empty boasts
Recycled from JJ and Steen

This thread is picking up. Loving the attention. To think I was close to petulantly locking it at one stage.

[blowupsheep]

There once was a team so boring,
They never ever looked like scoring,
They kicked it so high,
Up into the sky,
The fans spent the whole game snoring.

we have a winner

[DonUnder]

There once was a builder of note
Joined a sect through congress with a goat
It soon became clear
To all that could hear
He wasn’t the boy but the boat.

Persons in bright tangerine
Are scarce and infrequently seen
The chance of a riddy
At being so diddy
Else concealing themselves with a screen

A man with an absence of legs
pulled wool over eyes of the dregs
Excessive trouble
From promising double
Duty relief now he begs.

To follow the team of the pope
Means a natural aversion to soap
When in groups one might think
That so dense is the stink
You could round it up with a rope.

[57vintage]

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