AFC limericks

[Pittodrie1903]

There once was a Don called Devanha
His heed is as bent as a banana
He says hes a Red
But hes really a ned
Been smoking some gear in his Havana.

Sorry min.😀

[Heed_Don_In]

Rules...

Haha

[Devanha Red]

There once was a Don called Devanha
His heed is as bent as a banana
He says hes a Red
But hes really a ned
Been smoking some gear in his Havana.

Sorry min.😀

😀

[Mason89]

There once was a boy called Del
Sent from the very pits of hell
Cloven hoofed Hun, he wasn’t a papist,
He came to the Dons & signed a rapist
He searched his soul as the Dons were getting beat
So far up Milnes @rse, he can see afc1903mads feet

[StandfreeFM]

There once was a boy called Del
Sent from the very pits of hell
Cloven hoofed Hun, he wasn’t a papist,
He came to the Dons & signed a rapist
He searched his soul as the Dons were getting beat
So far up Milnes @rse, he can see afc1903mads feet

Very good. But I don't think you and Aldo know quite how limericks are meant to work...

[StandfreeFM]

These poems are tough little rhymes
Though the structure is clearly defined
Mason’s verse is mere blether
Nor Aldo’s much better
And always add too many lines

[afc1903mad]

There once was a boy called Del
Sent from the very pits of hell
Cloven hoofed Hun, he wasn’t a papist,
He came to the Dons & signed a rapist
He searched his soul as the Dons were getting beat
So far up Milnes @rse, he can see afc1903mads feet

Mason89 throws accusations all night
Even though they're invariably sh!te
He's paranoid and delusional.
Invariably juvenile.
It's because he's not very bright

[Shetland Don]

There was a tall loon called Sam
We signed him for the price of a tin of ham
But by god he could score
Though he couldn't do much more
That Sam was the spit of his mam

[Shetland Don]

There was a young man called May
Who came here and lost his way
He ran round like f***
But couldn't break his duck
So he sat on the bench every day

[Aldo1983]

There once was a poster named standfreeFM
Who was actually transitioning F to M

[afc1903mad]

Shay Logan's the dressing room Jester
Came from the borough of Chester
He married wee Sam
Who used to date Cam
His big hat really impressed her

[Devanha Red]

Boris Johnson toffee nosed f'uck
I have no truck with your fascist muck
I hope that you get in a violent ruck
Your heart then stops and you run out of luck.

[StandfreeFM]

There once was a poster named standfreeFM
Who was actually transitioning F to M

Not even trying now are we. You could learn a lot from afc1903mad, on this and many other things.

[Shetland Don]

Boris Johnson toffee nosed f'uck
I have no truck with your fascist muck
I hope that you get in a violent ruck
Your heart then stops and you run out of luck.

Great four line limerick🤣

[Heed_Don_In]

There was a Vice Chairman called Dave,
Who dug up a prostitutes grave,
She was mouldy as s**t,
And missing a t!t,
But look at the money he saved!