AFC limericks

[Devanha Red]

Aww bless. Were you disappointed by the lack of response it got the first time you posted it.

There's a reason feedback was zero it's because it was pish and not even close to being a limerick.

Better luck next time chum.

[Devanha Red]

Sh!test effort so far, not even nearly a limerick. I take it you mean "worst" rather than "worse". 2/10.

DYA

Thanks for the feedback.

[afc1903mad]

Aww bless. Were you disappointed by the lack of response it got the first time you posted it.

There's a reason feedback was zero it's because it was pish and not even close to being a limerick.

Better luck next time chum.

Nah, just did it to mess with you.
I see you bit

[Devanha Red]

Nah, just did it to mess with you.
I see you bit

Well done.

[donsdaft]

I dinna like limericks

However


There was a Dons fan, name of Fred
Who went to the games dressed in red
His wife was called Audrey, they went to Pittodrie
But the game was at Westhill instead.

[DonUnder]

Not since Anarchist was paired with Anti Christ has rhyming been stretched so far.

Perhaps that's why Huns chose to identify with Orange?

Be so much easier if they were hunts men

[Aldo1983]

I dinna like limericks

However


There was a Dons fan, name of Fred
Who went to the games dressed in red
His wife was called Audrey, they went to Pittodrie
But the game was at Westhill instead.

[Devanha Red]

I dinna like limericks

However


There was a Dons fan, name of Fred
Who went to the games dressed in red
His wife was called Audrey, they went to Pittodrie
But the game was at Westhill instead.

Winner.

[Heed_Don_In]

His wife was called Audrey

Rules....??

[DonUnder]

Rules....??

Rhymes better

[57vintage]

The limerick rhyme scheme is
A
A
B
B
A

(nothing to do with Benny, Bjorn and the other two)

The scansion/metric pattern of the limerick is Anapestic trimeter (three syllables with the third elongated/emphasised). In the example the bracketed feet are optional.

(la) la LA la la LA la la LA (la) (la)
(la) la LA la la LA la la LA (la) (la)
(la) la LA la la LA (la)
(la) la LA la la LA (la)
(la) la LA la la LA la la LA (la) (la)

Happy to help.

Next week; The Petrarchan Sonnet and its influence on the flat back four.

[Devanha Red]

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Depends on your accent really.

PS. She should of known there was a reason she was 'punching' when she clicked with a young Moroccan lothario.

[DonUnder]

Depends on your accent really.

PS. She should of known there was a reason she was 'punching' when she clicked with a young Moroccan lothario.

I was actually fishing for 57 to inform us about Icelandic Pedometers

[57vintage]

I was actually fishing for 57 to inform us about Icelandic Pedometers

Bravo.

[donsdaft]

Rules....??

I knew someone would ask, the thing is that poor Audrey isn't that photogenic.

On re-reading my effort I probably should have used the word " match" to replace either " game" or " games"