AFC limericks

[DonUnder]

For ****'s sake, some of you boys must think that scansion is used to hud up goalnets or used to play on the left wing for us.

Dinna give up yer furlough.

A man in his sixty third year
Was precious concerning the ear
Lack of tempo and synch
Would turn his face pink
And tauten all things in the rear

[57vintage]

A man in his sixty third year
Was precious concerning the ear
Lack of tempo and synch
Would turn his face pink
And tauten all things in the rear

Better, but I'm in my 64th year.

Accuracy is as important as meter or scansion.

[DonUnder]

Better, but I'm in my 64th year.

Accuracy is as important as meter or scansion.

That would have been rude. So long as you get to go for a ride' Sunday morning's i suppose!

[Don Julio]

On AbMad there’s aye a sair ficht
Ower fa’s in the wrong and fa’s richt
Nae jist the fitba
But lim’ricks n’ a
They’re riving fae morning til nicht

[RED_JOHN]

The city Aberdeen fans like to argue with all the rest
It must be something they need off their chest
They do travel south a fair bit
But at home their support is a bit sh!t
So let’s just admit the central belt Dons are the best

[NaeMairNeeps]

Guess which one of these it is...

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Dinna ken ... but the one on the right is Cosgrove

[Don Julio]

There once was a young loon from Govan
Whom Sevco were giving nae lovin
Took the A92
And chose red over blue
Now our midfield numbers a dozen...

[RED_JOHN]

Ross McCrorie now sings Stand Free
Sticks 2 fingers up to the huns for glee
He now wants to play in red
Has set fire to the blue and a ted
Plans to dump the disgraced ashes in the sea

[Don Julio]

The Dons went to McDiarmid Park
An awful match, no zip, no spark
The only thrill
The score, 1-0
At least we are now off the mark

[NaeMairNeeps]

A Midfielder/striker called Marley,
Joined the Dons, though not necessarily
To bolster our attack,
He was played at left back,
Where he looked like a right proper Charlie!

[RED_JOHN]

Marley Watkins as a striker is a load of sh!te
He won’t score much in the Scottish top flight
McInnes signed him in a bit of a panic
We all agree the signing was a bit manic
Anderson and Ruth deserve a shot as they have more bite

[NaeMairNeeps]

... it's poetry John, but not as we know it ...

I think, in terms o' measure and rhythm, ye may jist have invented the limerickerick

[RED_JOHN]

... it's poetry John, but not as we know it ...

I think, in terms o' measure and rhythm, ye may jist have invented the limerickerick

I admit I am not the best at it, but it’s the will to give it a good shot that keeps me interested in this.

[pieandbovrilman]

The Dons signed a striker on loan
Some fans then proceeded to moan
If he gives it some welly
He could be like Pelé
But he’ll probably be injury prone .....

[pieandbovrilman]

A good goal fae young Scotty Wright
Many fans were saying he was sh ite
Hairband looks like a jessy
But he’s playing like Messi
Aye ok ....that will be shining bright