AFC limericks

[pieandbovrilman]

The Dons were up 2 nil
DM didna go for the kill
He shut up the shop
These Tactics must stop
I dinna think they ever will

[Don Julio]

First Europa League match is done
By 6 goals the Dons went and won
With Hedges and Wright
Made them look like ****e
Our midfield was scoring for fun!

[Don Julio]

There once wis a man fae Dundee
Our Marley he jist didnae see
A foul in the box
And Ferguson knocks
A pen to take home all points three

[pieandbovrilman]

3 in the league on the spin
A trophy we really must win
DM’s built a good team
We’re all starting to dream
Or maybe just had too much Gin

[blowupsheep]

We once had a striker called Marley
Who drove to Easter Road on a Harley
He was hooked for Curtis Main
Who is ever so vain
So they had a sing along with Carly


ok ok ok I'll get ma coat.

SF

[pieandbovrilman]

There once was a team fae the Deen
Fa became like a well oiled machine
They won 5 on the spin
Do the fans still want to bin
McWinless? We’ll just wait and see

[57vintage]

the Deen

FFS. Yellow card at least.

[NaeMairNeeps]

FFS. Yellow card at least.

A pedantic curmudgeon fae the sticks,
cast aspertions on Dons limericks
A grammatical error,
Would strike him with terror
til he pished doon the leg o' eez brikks

[ByeByeScum2012]

To Norway the sheep now go biking
Despite the Covid virus still hiking
But we won’t give a sh!t
When our red hot team hit
6 wins in a row against Viking

[pieandbovrilman]

The Dons head to Europe in good form
This is definitely far from the norm
We’ll soon be knocked oot
Of Europe nae doobt
And DM’s critics can once again scorn

[NaeMairNeeps]

The Dons head tae take on the Vikin'.
Tae mak sure our strike force is strikin'
The 3 at the back,
wi 7 in attack,
is a line up very much tae ma likin'

[NaeMairNeeps]

In many a Motherwell slum,
Refuse bins are of interest to some
seeking dead rats most zealously,
such being a delicacy,
to chew on whilst shagging their mum

[NaeMairNeeps]

It is rumoured that in Tannadice,
the mice are no match for the lice.
One I saw last time there,
was so massive I swear,
Could have eaten Kris Boyd at least twice.

[NaeMairNeeps]

When the huns last played Aiberdeen,
fears concerning their personal hygiene,
played out as expected,
8 Dons were infected
misattributed to where they'd since been

[NaeMairNeeps]

An, well noo it's mair mornin' than night,
Ma heid is mair heavy than light
Ah'll complete one mair rhyme,
afore beddie-by time,
and hope yer next hedgehog's a shiτe