AFC limericks

[pieandbovrilman]

There once was a team fae the Deen
The best that many had seen
Efter watching the game
Ah took a shortcut hame
Noo I’m scraping the sh it aff ma sheen

[pieandbovrilman]

I met some fans o the weegie arse cheeks
They hadna changed their claes for weeks
Their stench was was so strong
It didna tak long
Til I realised they’d a shat their breeks

[pieandbovrilman]

Once again knocked oot in round three
For the fans there wisna much glee
An early goal doon
Consigned us to gloom
But we didna get pumped royal-eeee

[Don Julio]

Fa cares that we didnae get humped
I'd rather the manager plumped
For having a go
Puttin' on a wee show
And if we get dumped, we get dumped

(Nae offence, like)

[NaeMairNeeps]

To ensure we'd a solid defence,
Wi five at the back we commenced.
How many up front?
The answer? ... nae cυnt!
McInnes min, yer tactics are mince!

[pieandbovrilman]

The Don’s pit 3 past coontee
Many fans were a filled wi glee
Mony a slick passin move
But will DM ever prove
In the big games he isna sh iteeee

[afc1903mad]

It’s St Mirren we play on Friday
Jim Godwin’s a cnut as they say.
The formation we’ve got
The fans like a lot
Just release them and let them go play

[NaeMairNeeps]

A clever and beautiful Hun,
full of kindness, so friendly and fun,
A guy Ah'd hae focht for ...
.... Oh no! here's the doctor ...
....... wi a needle tae stick in ma bum

[NaeMairNeeps]

A Dandy wis shaggin a sheep,
whilst the wooly one chaa'd on a neep.
Cried the fermer, 'Oi Numpty!'
' t' fvck are ye up tae?'
and the sheep swiftly answered 'baaaaa deep!'

[afc1903mad]

A Dandy wis shaggin a sheep,
whilst the wooly one chaa'd on a neep.
Cried the fermer, 'Oi Numpty!'
' t' fvck are ye up tae?'
and the sheep swiftly answered 'baaaaa deep!'

Brilliant min.
That’s the winner

[pieandbovrilman]

The fermer said ats ma sheep you’ve been shaggin’
Dandy said it’s cos my wife’s aye naggin’
Fan the sheep a saw Bob
Wi his big 12 inch nob
The rest o the flock were a gaggin’ !

[NaeMairNeeps]

It was said of a defender called Andy,
that at fitba he wisna ower handy.
In the blue of our nation,
He gave clear indication,
of what on a good day he can dae.

[pieandbovrilman]

Oor Andy got a Scotland cap
Watching the game it fair made me nap
It really wis borin
And soon had me snorin
Spilling ma dram on ma lap

[57vintage]

I think that it’s nearing the time
When on my high horse I must climb
Since overt, not sublim’nal
Some efforts are criminal
Acts against scansion and rhyme

[afc1903mad]

Some call him a traffic cone I see
And slate him with fervent glee
But he answered the call
Was immense on the ball
That’s Andy, our Deeside Desailly