AFC limericks

[pieandbovrilman]

Fair play to Considine , Andy
On answering the call it wis Awfa handy
Back to back clean sheets
Many couldna lace his beets
Three cheers for oor legendary Dandy

[NaeMairNeeps]

Doug Considine's ower the moon,
wi the efforts o' Andy, his loon.
on staking his claim,
to the Dons' hall o' fame,
and a shottie o' King Joey's croon.

[StandfreeFM]

Mason89 throws accusations all night
Even though they're invariably sh!te
He's paranoid and delusional.
Invariably juvenile.
It's because he's not very bright

This didn't get the appreciation it should of at the time. For that, I apologise. Splendid work sir

[afc1903mad]

This didn't get the appreciation it should of at the time. For that, I apologise. Splendid work sir

Thanks, but wait till you see some of NaeMairNeeps efforts.

Here’s my favourite

A Dandy wis shaggin a sheep,
whilst the wooly one chaa'd on a neep.
Cried the fermer, 'Oi Numpty!'
' t' fvck are ye up tae?'
and the sheep swiftly answered 'baaaaa deep!'

[NaeMairNeeps]

Thanks, but wait till you see some of NaeMairNeeps efforts.

Here’s my favourite

A - F.C.1 - 9.0.3 - Mad,
that you're likin my efforts Ah'm glad.
To rhyme it's a pleasure,
observing c'rect measure
'57' might consider 'nae bad'

[NaeMairNeeps]

Lookin forward tae facin the joots,
An' hope we can settle disputes,
if we're 'takin a knee'
best way let's agree
is 'heid first' wi the studs o' oor boots!

[NaeMairNeeps]

An auld radge, a follower o' Keith
cursed his ill fittin lower false teeth.
til he found to his joy,
it was wise to deploy
a big dad o' cheap bog roll aneath

[Don Julio]

That's brilliant. Can't help but wonder where the inspiration comes from! The new Spike Milligan/Pam Ayers.

[NaeMairNeeps]

Despite our superior skill,
expectations we failed to fulfill.
The back o' the net,
the ba' never met,
but we slaughtered the pikeys nil-nil.

[afc1903mad]

Despite our superior skill,
expectations we failed to fulfill.
The back o' the net,
the ba' never met,
but we slaughtered the pikeys nil-nil.

The players tried what they could to a man
I thought they would score afore lang
But it wisnae a bus
Parked in front of us
It was a bloody big Jute caravan

[Don Julio]

A Haiku rather than a limerick:

Ninety minutes of
Seeming certain to score goals
And yet we didn't

[afc1903mad]

A Haiku rather than a limerick:

Ninety minutes of
Seeming certain to score goals
And yet we didn't

Analyzing it, it was a game of two halves and we couldn’t score in either of them. 😜

[RED_JOHN]

Big Joe in the match only had one thing to do
Save a shot from United when clean through
Scott Wright is a lively player but missed a few
But yet again so did the rest of the crew
We really should be beating the Jutes because they are pooh

[pieandbovrilman]

The Dons and the jutes drew nil nil
For Dandies it wis a bitter pill
The pikeys really are crap
We hope they fall doon the trap
Of relegation once again , they surely will

[afc1903mad]

Big Joe in the match only had one thing to do
Save a shot from United when clean through
Scott Wright is a lively player but missed a few
But yet again so did the rest of the crew
We really should be beating the Jutes because they are pooh

Hehe, sums you up RedJohn.
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