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  • #16
    It's safer to keep head low! So Google says they are confectionary....learn something every day

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    • #17
      Originally posted by Geoff Parkstone View Post
      It's safer to keep head low! So Google says they are confectionary....learn something every day
      Now, there's a surprise

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      • #18
        One day she says you are the best thing since sliced bread.
        The next day you’re toast!

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        • #19
          A meat pie costs J$3 in Jamaica and Bds$4 in Barbados!
          That’s the pie rates of the Caribbean for you!

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          • #20
            My favourite photo of Donald Rump

            508Kb file wouldn't load and posting the FB link as a picture wouldn't either so here's the FB link to it...

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            • #21
              Trump is nothing like Hitler. There’s no way he could write a book.

              Trump’s core demographic? Middle aged men in baseball caps whose chosen holiday destinations might coincide with a list of missing women.
              Last edited by ramAnag; 23-07-2024, 12:39 PM.

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              • #22
                Originally posted by ramAnag View Post
                Trump is nothing like Hitler. There’s no way he could write a book.

                Trump’s core demographic? Middle aged men in baseball caps whose chosen holiday destinations might coincide with a list of missing women.
                WELL DONE! You’ve even managed to hijack a jokes page into political commentary

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                • #23
                  Originally posted by Andy_Faber View Post
                  WELL DONE! You’ve even managed to hijack a jokes page into political commentary
                  Lol…tbf, I didn’t set the precedent. Even you have to recognise that.

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                  • #24
                    Politicians and nappies have one thing in common: they should both be changed regularly… and for the same reason.

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                    • #25
                      “You know you vote labour when your TV is bigger than your bookcase

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                      • #26
                        There we go it's a politico-oneliner thread now

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                        • #27
                          Breaking news - 10CC are doing a tour/vacation in Scotland but will be avoiding all the lakes. They dread loch holidays.

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                          • #28
                            Kids who play truant need teaching a lesson.

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                            • #29
                              I heard Cadburys are to launch an oriental chocolate bar - but it could be a Chinese Wispa

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                              • #30
                                The guy who invented knock knock jokes has just won the no-bell prize for comedy

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