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  • Just booked a cruise with a company called "One". I love One Liners...

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    • What’s the difference between an illegal immigrant and a suicide bomber ?

      \one only wants to **** 72 virgins and the other wants to **** the country

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      • Prince Andrew converted to Islam yesterday - police have dropped all charges

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        • The Royal Family have announced their sadness at the demise of Andrew in a car crash next Wednesday

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          • Originally posted by Ram Pant View Post
            The Royal Family have announced their sadness at the demise of Andrew in a car crash next Wednesday
            Ouch!

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            • A conundrum. How did Jesus find people named Matthew, Mark, Luke, John, Peter and Paul in the Middle East some 2000 years ago?

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              • Originally posted by Ram Pant View Post
                A conundrum. How did Jesus find people named Matthew, Mark, Luke, John, Peter and Paul in the Middle East some 2000 years ago?
                Mexicans always find a way....

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                • Originally posted by Ram Pant View Post
                  A conundrum. How did Jesus find people named Matthew, Mark, Luke, John, Peter and Paul in the Middle East some 2000 years ago?
                  You missed santa

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                  • I keep receiving anonymous texts from someone telling me to get a shower, comb my hair and brush my teeth.
                    Are they trying to groom me?

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                    • Originally posted by SithHappens View Post
                      You missed santa
                      I know. No presents this year for me. Still, I didn't know he was in the bible?

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                      • In a recent poll, 9 out of 10 MAGA women said Trump was the only man they'd leave their brother for...

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                        • Spot the Difference

                          In a recent poll, 9 out of 10 Islamic men said their goat was the only thing they'd leave their cousin for..

                          So let's see how the crowd react.

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                          • Originally posted by Geoff Parkstone View Post
                            Spot the Difference

                            In a recent poll, 9 out of 10 Islamic men said their goat was the only thing they'd leave their cousin for..

                            So let's see how the crowd react.
                            Welshmen, sheep...

                            I don't think you're going to get the reaction you may have hoped for.

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                            • You can take the Ayatollah out of Iran but you can't take Trump out of the Epstein files.

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                              • The Chinese man who invented the camera lens has died. Rest In Peace Zhou Min.

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