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**ramAnag** · 24-09-2025, 06:51 AM

If you’ve half a mind to vote Reform…don’t worry, it’s all you’ll need.

**MadAmster** · 24-09-2025, 08:26 AM

When the far right start the Civil War, go to the library, they'll never find you.

**MadAmster** · 25-09-2025, 01:06 PM

When I was an Olympic gold medal winning cyclist, I denied ever taking drugs but I admitted to pedalling!

**MadAmster** · 30-09-2025, 07:33 AM

The only thing I take seriously in the newspapers these days is Fish and Chips and even then it's with a pinch of salt!

**MadAmster** · 30-09-2025, 09:12 AM

I've never had any beef with a vegan.

**MadAmster** · 01-10-2025, 03:11 PM

I've come to the conclusion we're a one man team.... we just haven't signed him yet.

**MadAmster** · 09-10-2025, 11:39 AM

Some of the comments of late are a bigger waste of time than this...

**Geoff Parkstone** · 09-10-2025, 01:15 PM

could elaborate for facebokphobes

**MadAmster** · 11-10-2025, 08:22 AM

It was this GP...

By the way AF, the insert video option doesn't seem to be working.

**MadAmster** · 15-10-2025, 11:29 AM

They say AI will replace us all... I'd love to see AI do a 4 day bender

**MadAmster** · 15-10-2025, 11:37 AM

I'm a pensioner so, yes, I do occasionally talk to myself... even I need expert advice now and again.

**MadAmster** · 15-10-2025, 11:38 AM

I have a terrible fear of heights, but I don't shout it from the rooftops!

**MadAmster** · 16-10-2025, 03:48 PM

Apparently "Jousting?" is what Brummies ask bees.

**MadAmster** · 20-10-2025, 08:44 AM

Overheard at passport control...

Nationality?
Israeli.
Occupation?
No, just visiting.

**macstheman** · 20-10-2025, 08:46 PM

Entry for DCFC in Wiki:
Derby County PLAY Association Football (really) and COMPETE in the Championship.......... now they're having a ducking laugh!

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