The funsters

[Stoke_Arab]

Archaeologists have suggested that when the pitch finally dries out in August it may reveal a lost civilisation ⛈

[GUNBOAT]

In advance of this week’s home fixture, The (Grounds)Man From Atlantis confirms that Dens has ‘never looked better’.

My Dens Park Mole revealed in all his glory.

[notso]

Maybe the guy on here a few years ago when tannadice was going through a bad spell , said it’s not United fault because Tannadice is below sea level ha

[notso]

Maybe he was right ha

[Stoke_Arab]

Maybe the guy on here a few years ago when tannadice was going through a bad spell , said it’s not United fault because Tannadice is below sea level ha

It's a well known FACT that Tannadice is below sea level 🙈

Are you just back fae Dingwall?

[notso]

Nah you’ve got me confused with that eejit Noah , I do remember all the jokes and photoshop posts with rowing boats and swans in a flooded Tannadice , and a poster on here claiming it was because Tannadice was under sea level , so an awful waterlogged pitch is something United did manage to do first

[Stoke_Arab]

Nah you’ve got me confused with that eejit Noah , I do remember all the jokes and photoshop posts with rowing boats and swans in a flooded Tannadice , and a poster on here claiming it was because Tannadice was under sea level , so an awful waterlogged pitch is something United did manage to do first

Ah yeah Nosobright 😀

In 1963 a once in a century spring tide went back out and left Tannadice covered in sand, that's why we're nicknamed Arabs.

You guys though have no excuses for that midden you're playing on occasionally 😁

[tHeArAb]

Occasionally. 😂

[Arabdownsouth]

We are always on your minds...We are always on your minds....and repeat.

And yet here you still are 🤔

[GUNBOAT]

Nah you’ve got me confused with that eejit Noah , I do remember all the jokes and photoshop posts with rowing boats and swans in a flooded Tannadice , and a poster on here claiming it was because Tannadice was under sea level , so an awful waterlogged pitch is something United did manage to do first

Ah happy days the return of my auld sparring partner notsobright We can argue the toss all day about historic pitches at Dens or Tannadice but i remember that beautiful surface at Dens which was perfect for players like Sturrock,Payne,Bannon and Milne to run riot on and run riot they did.

The reason i am giving the Dees stick this season regarding the current pitch is Nelms knew last summer there was a problem with the drainage but rather than spend money on rectifying it he decided it was better to spend money on videos,surveyors,solicitors,brochure's and drawings of the new stadium whilst completely neglecting the current shytehole he is running.

What's the point in bringing in EPL loan players if the loyal Dee supporters have to go away to see them?.

[TerryTheTerror]

Ah happy days the return of my auld sparring partner notsobright We can argue the toss all day about historic pitches at Dens or Tannadice but i remember that beautiful surface at Dens which was perfect for players like Sturrock,Payne,Bannon and Milne to run riot on and run riot they did.

The reason i am giving the Dees stick this season regarding the current pitch is Nelms knew last summer there was a problem with the drainage but rather than spend money on rectifying it he decided it was better to spend money on videos,surveyors,solicitors,brochure's and drawings of the new stadium whilst completely neglecting the current shytehole he is running.

What's the point in bringing in EPL loan players if the loyal Dee supporters have to go away to see them?.

And ironically it has eventually cost the fun much more money with the postponements that have happened than if they'd just sorted it out last summer.

[tHeArAb]

And ironically it has eventually cost the fun much more money with the postponements that have happened than if they'd just sorted it out last summer.

Over £500K this season alone apparently. Never mind working on it last season, all it needed was basic maintenance over the years, like any sports surface. Compete neglect.

[GUNBOAT]

According to my mole the FIRST pitch inspection was held at Dens today and its so far so good.The Dees have dipped into the loan market again and have borrowed covers for the pitch from Celtic.I trust my mole implicitly but i do find it strange Celtic could actually be helping The Rangers to get a game played next midweek.

[Whitfieldarab]

According to my mole the FIRST pitch inspection was held at Dens today and its so far so good.The Dees have dipped into the loan market again and have borrowed covers for the pitch from Celtic.I trust my mole implicitly but i do find it strange Celtic could actually be helping The Rangers to get a game played next midweek.

Borrowing pitch covers😂😂what an absolute minter of a club🤣🤣......That £500k they've lost could have got them new covers,the steps leading up to the Derry fixed,the jungle at the back cut and a decent burial for the Dens Park fox.....OTF.

[Arabdownsouth]

Borrowing pitch covers😂😂what an absolute minter of a club🤣🤣......That £500k they've lost could have got them new covers,the steps leading up to the Derry fixed,the jungle at the back cut and a decent burial for the Dens Park fox.....OTF.

Probably enough left over for a new mattress for the double bed too 🤣🤣