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  • #16
    Originally posted by Brin View Post
    There was an old man with a club
    Who?s Manager was nowt but a tub
    No idea about winning
    Fans no longer grinning
    Diving deeper than a Royal Navy sub
    Hey, Brin who knew? Very good!

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    • #17
      We have a coach called SE
      Who watches our team for free
      But we have to pay
      On every match day
      Watchin' something akin to pee


      You're welcome.

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      • #18
        Following Rotherham can be foolhardy
        Causing us all to be permanently mardy
        Some of us keep going on these away trips
        While others spend 100s on Lucky Dips
        While Brin comforts his xmas cardi

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        • #19
          There once was a dick called Starmer
          Who wanted to tax all the farmers
          Reeves lied and deceived
          Shes just a thick tax thief
          and so are the people who voted

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          • #20
            Originally posted by gm_gm View Post
            There once was a dick called Starmer
            Who wanted to tax all the farmers
            Reeves lied and deceived
            Shes just a thick tax thief
            and so are the people who voted
            You are letting your political leanings influence your poetic abilities there gm

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            • #21
              Originally posted by CAMiller View Post
              You are letting your political leanings influence your poetic abilities there gm
              Im completely neutral CAM as I didn't vote in the UK elections as Trump didn't run in the UK

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              • #22
                My mate Jonny Fray
                Had too much botox one day
                But as things went wrong
                And his ears grew too long
                He ate lots of carrots each day

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                • #23
                  Another mate called Josh Crumper
                  Was a notorious trumper
                  And yes, it is true
                  He once followed through
                  But he cleaned it up with his jumper.

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                  • #24
                    There was an old man from Peru
                    Who found he had nothing to do
                    He sat on the stairs counting his hairs
                    and found he had 102

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                    • #25
                      There was a young woman from Hitchin
                      Sat scaratching her tw@t in the kitchen
                      Her mother said "Rose, it's pox I suppose?"
                      She said "Boll0x and get on with yer Knitting!"

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                      • #26
                        There was a young woman called Sally,

                        Who loved an occasional dally

                        She sat on the lap

                        Of a well endowed chap

                        And said 'You're right up my alley.

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                        • #27
                          There was a young lady from Ealing
                          Who had an incredible feeling
                          She laid on her back opened her crack
                          And pissed all over the ceiling

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                          • #28
                            If we're doing well-known ones...

                            There was a young girl from Great Staughton
                            Who had one long tit and one short 'un
                            To make up for this
                            She widdled green pi ss
                            And had a fart like a 650 Norton

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                            • #29
                              There was a young man called Tucket
                              Who found a hole in his bucket
                              Without further ado
                              He knew what to do
                              And so he decided to chuck it

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                              • #30
                                With no meaningful game for two weeks
                                Limericks occupy peeps
                                These threads are a chore
                                I can't take any more
                                Thank fu*k football's back in two sleeps!

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