Today's Limerick

[Spuddy Speight]

There was an old man with a club
Who?s Manager was nowt but a tub
No idea about winning
Fans no longer grinning
Diving deeper than a Royal Navy sub

Hey, Brin who knew? Very good!

[Spuddy Speight]

We have a coach called SE
Who watches our team for free
But we have to pay
On every match day
Watchin' something akin to pee


You're welcome.

[Scum-Triumphant]

Following Rotherham can be foolhardy
Causing us all to be permanently mardy
Some of us keep going on these away trips
While others spend 100s on Lucky Dips
While Brin comforts his xmas cardi

[gm_gm]

There once was a dick called Starmer
Who wanted to tax all the farmers
Reeves lied and deceived
Shes just a thick tax thief
and so are the people who voted

[CAMiller]

There once was a dick called Starmer
Who wanted to tax all the farmers
Reeves lied and deceived
Shes just a thick tax thief
and so are the people who voted

You are letting your political leanings influence your poetic abilities there gm

[gm_gm]

You are letting your political leanings influence your poetic abilities there gm

Im completely neutral CAM as I didn't vote in the UK elections as Trump didn't run in the UK

[Spuddy Speight]

My mate Jonny Fray
Had too much botox one day
But as things went wrong
And his ears grew too long
He ate lots of carrots each day

[Spuddy Speight]

Another mate called Josh Crumper
Was a notorious trumper
And yes, it is true
He once followed through
But he cleaned it up with his jumper.

[frogmiller]

There was an old man from Peru
Who found he had nothing to do
He sat on the stairs counting his hairs
and found he had 102

[Adventus2012]

There was a young woman from Hitchin
Sat scaratching her tw@t in the kitchen
Her mother said "Rose, it's pox I suppose?"
She said "Boll0x and get on with yer Knitting!"

[Lolmorgan]

There was a young woman called Sally,

Who loved an occasional dally

She sat on the lap

Of a well endowed chap

And said 'You're right up my alley.

[frogmiller]

There was a young lady from Ealing
Who had an incredible feeling
She laid on her back opened her crack
And pissed all over the ceiling

[CTMilller]

If we're doing well-known ones...

There was a young girl from Great Staughton
Who had one long tit and one short 'un
To make up for this
She widdled green pi ss
And had a fart like a 650 Norton

[Spuddy Speight]

There was a young man called Tucket
Who found a hole in his bucket
Without further ado
He knew what to do
And so he decided to chuck it

[UlleyMiller]

With no meaningful game for two weeks
Limericks occupy peeps
These threads are a chore
I can't take any more
Thank fu*k football's back in two sleeps!