Today's Limerick

[Spuddy Speight]

At Rotherham there is a young player
Watching him makes my hair turn greyer
Hugills his name I don’t get his game
Never plays the ball just the player

Very slick.

[Adventus2012]

Very slick.

Thanks Spuddy.

[Adventus2012]

At Rotherham there's a Chairman called Tony
Annual boasts of investment seem phoney
With his big flashy car and his massive cigar
The underachievement makes most fans quite moany

[Spuddy Speight]

At Rotherham there's a Chairman called Tony
Annual boasts of investment seem phoney
With his big flashy car and his massive cigar
The underachievement makes most fans quite moany

Another brilliant limerick. I didn't see that one coming.

Note to self. Limerick writing. 'Must up my game'.

[Spuddy Speight]

I used to like eating spam
Then I turned my attention to ham
And then really quite soon
I changed my tune
And now I eat bread and jam

[Adventus2012]

I used to like eating spam
Then I turned my attention to ham
And then really quite soon
I changed my tune
And now I eat bread and jam

Excellent!

[Ericsladkilnhurst]

Steve Evans is in a Pickle
His game plan is so Fickle
The Chairman it does not tickle
Tony Stewart is ready with a Sickle

[Ericsladkilnhurst]

There was a young lady from Wick
To her mother, she said, what is Pr*ck
It's a kind of rissole, you shove it up your P*ss hole
And it riddles about till its Sick.

[Brin]

Poor old Wayne Rooney
His fans think he's looney
Cries of 'Oh no not again
In two games they've shipped ten
Their Coleen has a nice pair of booby's.

[Spuddy Speight]

The PM reminds me of a vulture
A man with no obvious culture
He'll twist and he'll turn
He's so taciturn
Think I'll call him 'Starmer Sutra'

[Brin]

Evo has won one at last,
We all thought his good days had past,
The fans sing his praise,
While Elk's glass is in raise,
Tony meanwhile has a blast.

[Spuddy Speight]

Now SE is no fool
Not even a hefty tool
Though we won last night
An' it was such a delight
But can we beat Blackpool?

[Spuddy Speight]

MasterChef taken off TV?
That'd be a relief to me
Cooking this and that
Often left me feeling flat
I'd rather have a chippy tea

[UlleyMiller]

There was an old lad called Bill
With ranting, his day he could fill
With things that di'nt matter
He'd find time to natter
And his logic was invariably nil

[Spuddy Speight]

We're off to Blackpool in the van
With the kids, my cousin and her old man
We'll have fish and chips on the way
And may I just say
We might even take my old Gran