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  • #91
    Stags v Millers game.

    Will Zac Kettle be as good as his dad
    Or is he going to be really bad
    Whichever way it goes
    And no one quite knows
    He might just make us all mad

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    • #92
      There was a young man called Mick
      Who bought an illegal firestick
      His wife wasn't happy
      As the firestick was so crappy
      And Mick felt a bit of a Dick

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      • #93
        Just been shopping in IKEA
        For presents and other gear
        It's been such a busy day
        And all that's left to say
        Is Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year

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        • #94
          Xmas Eve is once again at our door
          Lost loved ones we can't see anymore
          We will raise them a glass
          For to us they're first class
          Beat Wigan they'll be an uproar

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          • #95
            There's a football coach called Steve
            Who was merry on Christmas Eve
            But after losing again today
            It's very true to say
            It might be time to leave

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            • #96
              Just been out walking my dog
              And wow he dropped a big log
              And by the freaking way
              We lost again today
              But don't blame it on the fog

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              • #97
                Will some on here make the news
                With their allegations and libellous views?
                'Tis true we were tame
                But at the end of the game
                Did you witness some very loud boos?

                Allegedly
                Last edited by Spuddy Speight; 26-12-2024, 10:44 PM.

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                • #98
                  Evans is back and don't we know IT,
                  Losing games and then talking Sh!t.

                  We've lost to the Wigan and next come the Hatters,
                  Our dream of promotion is in Tatters.

                  The old saying is ' never go back ',
                  C'mon Tony give both the Sack.

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                  • #99
                    There is a young man called Steve
                    Is he about to leave?
                    It's so tough at the top
                    But he's not for the chop
                    He'll be here on New Year's Eve

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                    • Stockport at home looks a banker
                      Unless we don't play with a flanker
                      We probably won't
                      We usually don't
                      Because the manager's a bit of a .........

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                      • If it makes people feel bad or better
                        There'll be no P45 in a letter
                        As TS is beyond reproach
                        PR is a very good coach
                        And SE is a go getter

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                        • It's Stockport at home today
                          Our fans just turn up and pay
                          Is there truth in the rumour
                          Tony's booked Evans an Uber
                          Let's hope our team turn up and play

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                          • After Christmas and its good cheer
                            Should follow a Happy New Year
                            But after our draw
                            Some people are sore
                            'Cos SE is still here

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                            • It’s Lincoln tday we won’t tank
                              Ever Hopeful we’ll have someone to thank
                              If history's a guide
                              Well put out a side
                              Be 3 points into the bank

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                              • When Plymouth signed Rooney
                                The fans thought the chairman was a looney
                                But, season tickets & shirts were a hit using Rooney
                                But the results were gloomy
                                That's what you get, in signing Rooney

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