Today's Limerick

[Spuddy Speight]

Just been down to Meadowhall
Me, our Bertie and Paul
We shopped for a bit
I went for a sh!t
And came back with b u g ger all

[Eternal Optimist]

There once was a poet named Spuddy,
Who's creations were worthy of study.
The rhyming was good,
But I'm telling you bud,
The rhythm can get pretty muddy.

[CAMiller]

I fondly remember the time
Our ELK attempted a rhyme
Perhaps he was pissed
'cause unlike his lists
His limerick lacked any shine

[Spuddy Speight]

Just been down to Meadowhall
Me, our Bertie and Paul
We shopped for a bit
I went for a sh!t
So Happy New Year to you all

[CAMiller]

Just been down to Meadowhall
Me, our Bertie and Paul
We shopped for a bit
I went for a sh!t
So Happy New Year to you all

Been doing a lot of ****tting! Dodgy turkey leftovers?

[millersrus]

Who’s bothered if it barely rhymes
Excuse, blame mucus coloured lime
Lemsips used in excess
Burden not the NHS
Just winter, and sign of the times

[Brin]

Lincoln it is when we set off today
Can we lose Wilks along the way
Hugill and Dawson throw them in too
Bramall and Humphreys crying boo hoo
Whatever the outcome I wish to say to one and all Happy New Years day.

[Spuddy Speight]

Your rhymes have had me in fits
Whilst eating some turkey bits
Laughed like hell
But can you tell
I've still got a case of the squits

[Spuddy Speight]

A point at Huddersfield today ?
That's what some fans might say
Then climb up the table
If we are able
That's if the snow keeps away

[Spuddy Speight]

To put it into context.
Rotherham supporter, Kieron calls Radio Sheffield Wednesday and claims that he could've moved much quicker than our players against Huddersfield players.


So Kieron called in to Radio Sheff
That's right Kieron and not Jeff
Said he could move much quicker
But are his moves much slicker
And can he outrun any ref?

Respect.

[Brin]

So we brought home a point from the 'Town'
Though Evo's face did often frown
If we finish mid table
Will it show that's he's able
From stopping us not going down

[millersrus]

The happenings over at S6
Leave Danny in a bit of a fix
He’s now at loss
How to work with a boss
Shoulda leant how to use chop sticks

[Millmoordays]

Poets and they never knew it.

[Brin]

It's transfer time once again
Coming in it's not who but when
Stewart says spend me munee
Evo laughs cos it's funny
As feck all will be spent once again

[Spuddy Speight]

Owls feathers are truly ruffled
Nay, they're even shuffled
They're a sad old crew
Don't know what to do
Is it cos they're stuffled?