Today's Limerick

[Millmoordays]

There once was a man called Evans,
who thought he came down from the heavens.
But to our dismay they lengthened his stay,
and we no longer can say good Evans!

[Millmoordays]

There once was a man called Hugill,
and his wages ran up quite a huge bill.
Puffed and panted his way up and down all day,
But ground to a halt going up hill.

[Millmoordays]

Now Cam was a good lad we all knew,
but Evans decided the other view.
It went on so long and no one on song,
so back he came bing bong!

[Spuddy Speight]

Some people thought SE was dross.
And our players were at a loss.
Had they a clue
What they should do?
Actually they do give a toss.

Up The Millers!!!

[Spuddy Speight]

There was a young man from Peru
Whose limericks stopped at line two

[Spuddy Speight]

There was a young lass called Cherie
Whose limericks stopped at line three.
A bit like this one

[Brin]

We know it's the end of the season
A s.hit show we all know the reason
Two wardrobes up front
Who play like a cun*
That no fan no longer sees in.

[Spuddy Speight]

There was a young man called Dick
Who went on a litter pick
It got really dark
As he loitered in the park
And now he's in the local nick

[avondalemiller]

There was a young man called Dick
Who went on a litter pick
It got really dark
As he loitered in the park
And now he's in the local nick

hahahahahahahaha

[Brin]

The season is closed we're all on a rest
Hammy's come in to try do his best
Ross Burberry's back to put em through mill
He'll work em hard though try not to kill
Roll on August to see if we're best.

[Spuddy Speight]

There was a young man called Fripp
Liked to play with his trousers zip
Got too fruity on a first date
Which sealed his fate
And now he's got a fat lip

[CAMiller]

The Millers' young manager Matt.
Called on Woody and his magic hat.
If things should go wrong.
He's also got Tonge.
Cunning linguists are happy with that.

[Nogbad]

There was a young fellow named Clyde
Who fell down a sewer and died
The next day his brother...
...fell down another
And now they're interred side by side.

[Nogbad]

There was a young man from Japan
Whose poetry just wouldn't scan.
When asked why that was,
He said it's because
I try to cram as many words into the last line as I possibly can.

[Brin]

The Millers have signed young Ted Cann
He stares at players totally dead pan
He's as tall as a tree
Catches balls easily
Another on 'free' .....Tony's plan.