I only recently found out that "knees up Mother Brown" doesn't refer to a seksual position.
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I only recently found out that "knees up Mother Brown" doesn't refer to a seksual position.
I rang the drugs line this morning. The pre recorded message started with "if you want to speak about cannabis, press the # key"
I was looking for a pregnant Barbie in Hamleys yesterday. There wasn't any, as apprently Ken came in another box.
I recently came into a lot of money, which was totally unexpected, as I was aiming for the sink.
Q. What does a Forest fan do when their team has won the Premier League?Quote:
Originally Posted by Trickytreesreds
A. Turn off the PlayStation.
The 7 Dwarves are down in a cave when it collapses. Snow White runs to the entrance and shouts down to them. In the distance a voice shouts out 'Derby county are good enough to win the European Cup'. Snow White pauses then says 'at least Dopey's still alive'.Quote:
Originally Posted by ramAnag
Got an ad on my FB feed today from an internet provider advertising their fibre optic services. The staff member they used in the ad was a chap called Amish :D
True story, BTW.
Just seen this one which may stretch forum rules so please delete, Andy, if so.
Daughter "Mum, can you get pregnant from anal***"
Mum "Of course you can dear, where do you think Keir Starmer came from'
A friend of mine from Eindhoven phoned and asked if he could asl me a question.
I said "of course, Go Ahead"
He hung up.
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I hope you get this one.
I didn't realize there was a local rivalry between those two