Dear Dad

Oh why oh why couldn't you have been like your elder brother and supported the other Nottingham team? From the time you first took me to Meadow Lane my cousin has seen:

FA Cup Win
Top Flight champions
European Champions twice
League Cup winners four times
and they have matched our one win of the Anglo-Italian.

I won't go on to all the minor wins and achievements. We may have finished above them one season but I'm not sure of that. And they haven't always beaten us in head-head.

They had a similar size football ground; theirs is now larger than ours and nearly always full, ours is now smaller and gets about half way full. They've never experienced the fourth tier or lower.

Dear Uncle, why did you have so little influence of your little brother? Was he a rebel?

Your disgruntled son

P1ssed off Pie