Ask Red John

[RED_JOHN]

And while Ah'm here .... Red John ... pray tell ....

How many poofters does it tae to change a lightbulb reported as faulty in premises c/o Donsdaft after he (Donsdaft) has torn out all connective wiring in anticipation of a poofter invasion?

Can I assume you have been on the sauce again?

Anyway, as I have been asked the questions I will give an answer as that it what is required. Both questions have the very same answer so that is a bonus. Think of a number and then double it.