Well here's another one, then...Originally Posted by Jammy89
Jesus - not heard that one in donkey's years
The same lass is knocked over (relax, folks, she's ok) and is lying in the road, dazed and confused. She opens her eyes and her vision is blurred.
'Waaaaaa,' she cries, 'my eyes, my eyes, I can't see'.
A concerned passer-by runs over and says 'It's ok, pet. Look, how many fingers have I got up?'
At which point the girl screams again 'I don't know, my fanny must be paralysed too!'
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