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is in Marks and Spencers when her waters break.
In a panic, she phones her Mum and starts screeching down the line 'me waters have broken, me waters have broken, waaaaah...'
Trying to take control her Mum says 'Calm down, calm down. Take a deep breath. Now, where are you ringing from?'
'From me fanny to me feet...why?' replies the girl.
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